Somebody please deport Jerry Agar and Nick Haines

Throughout the Kansas City area, Mexicans and other undocumented workers are providing service in the area of home repair, house cleaning and prostitution. Obviously, these people are contributing to the economy of this country despite their strange, stupid language and their filthy foreign ways. On the other hand, local talk show hosts Agar and Haines just run their mouths for a living and further my contempt for white people.

Watching KC Week In Review over the weekend I came to several conclusions about their recent show focusing on local immigration issues:

- White women are wonderful. Seriously, does anybody look out for the interests of the poor, impoverished and those looking for casual sex any better than white women?

- For all his “free market” pro-business bullshit Jack Cashill clearly wants the government to come to his rescue when it comes to all the scary brown people coming into the country. I guess he didn’t learn about supply and demand while studying for his PhD.

- I’ve never seen a white man more scared than Jerry Agar. Seriously, I don’t know if (but I hope) that he was beaten to death by a band of Mexican banditos in a former life but the guy acts like there is a line of mojados at the border waiting to have anal sex with him. And that’s not gonna happen for at least a few years.

- When is Kris Kobach just gonna break out the Nazi uniform and quit with all the pretending? He’d probably get more votes that way.

- Joe Arce of the KC Hispanic News is my hero. I’ve always known that the political is personal and these rants against “illegals” are really just anti-darkie sentiment. I’d have more respect for anti-immigration advocates if they just used honest terminology like “wetback” and “too many bean pickers.” Still, Joe had the guts to stare down Agar face to face and call him on his thinly veiled racism. I worked for Joe, a long time ago, and I’ve always admired his enthusiasm for his work and his love of people. Clearly, this country needs more people like Arce and not Agar.

In the end, almost every local roundtable discussion is unproductive. This latest effort by KCPT to enter into controversial debate is nothing more than a grab for ratings and recognition . . . Reruns of the Antiques Roadshow are probably more insightful. It’s a waste of time to pay too much attention to these kinds of debates, but if you do . . . after you’re done, be sure to tell your babysitter, gardener, cook or Grandma and Grandpa that they are “one of the good ones.”