Tesla Buy Back Program Coming Soon To Kansas City

Local progressives and coalition have devised a plan to offset the political influence of the world's richest man and capitalize on so much negative sentiment and cowtown residents flipping the bird to everybody driving a Cybertruck.

Here are the deets . . .

KANSAS CITY WILL BE THE FIRST LOCATION IN THE U.S. TO DEBUT THE TESLA BUY BACK PROGRAM!!!

The rules are simple and shared FIRST with www.TonysKansasCity.com . . .

The project will start small but he convenience is amazing . . .

To being, simply call any KC Council member, Jackson County Legislator, public school teacher or branch manager of a public library . . . Tell them:

"TKC told me I can sell my Tesla to you for tree-fiddy." 

At that point, the exceptionally polite, gracious and helpful public servant will hand over the aforementioned tree-fiddy and you will give them keys and the title . . . Soon enough, the guilt of owning a Tesla will be relieved and the car will be put to better use and then inevitably sent to the local scrapyard and recycled into something more fun, American and useful . . . Like a Camaro. 

Developing . . .