Classy Crosby Kemper Stays Winning As Kansas City's Favorite Billionaire

Just for Sunday . . . Our TKC blog community is the ONLY place in the metro that consistently endeavors to joke around at the expense of our betters . . . And we invite readers to do the same. 

To wit . . .

TODAY'S WORDY SCREED SHARED BY CROSBY KEMPER FLEXES HIS CONNECTIONS AND PLEADS FOR FUNDING FROM PREZ TRUMP!!!

 Never mind that his family holds BILLIONS and could probably fund his boring pet project by himself if he REALLY cared about it. 

But here's what's more galling . . .

WHY SHOULD LOCAL NEWS READERS PAY ANY MORE ATTENTION TO CROSBY'S WHINING THAN ANYONE ELSE WITH A TIN CUP???

Sadly, we know the answer . . . And it's the same reason we don't mind teasing the fortunate son. 

Kemper fam has been notoriously generous with KC for generations and local newsies feel better about themselves when they fall into his good graces. 

TKC met the dude a couple of times and it was also an "accomplishment" that he shot your 2nd favorite basement blogger the same kind of look at a person might give to something they scrape off their shoe. One of Crosby's media pals got a giggle out the brief interaction and I got a hint that I was on the right path with this bloggy journey. 

And so . . . 

If locals have any vitriol or cash to spare . . . Please consider this missive from a dude who could buy us all several times over whilst touting all of his good works . . . 

Check-it:

"Donald Trump tapped him as director of the Institute of Museum and Library Services, but now his administration has cut it to the bone."

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

Crosby Kemper: As DOGE targets federal cultural agency I led, its work must go on  

Actually . . .

Here's a better report that says the same thing without the paywall: 

KCUR: Former director of Institute of Museum and Library Services says it may not survive Trump's cuts  

Developing . . .