KCUR Shares Quirky/Sketchy Crystal Guide

This one is kinda weird . . .

We were gonna ask . . . 

IS KANSAS CITY RADIO PROMOTING THE OCCULT?!?

And then we remembered that the "metaphysical" crystal trade is basically just an excuse for eccentric middle-class white ladies to engaged is small time commerce and share MOSTLY harmless superstitions with one another.

TKC CAVEAT: CRYSTALS WILL NEVER CURE ANYTHING!!! AND PATIENTLY CORRECT ANYONE WHO EVER CLAIMS AS MUCH FOR THEIR OWN GOOD!!!

Also . . . Whilst it's fun to say "May The Quartz Be With You"  . . . We're hoping that most people understand that crystals don't have any kind of mystical power other than the ability to separate people from their money or, at best, help old school watches function.

Our favorite example of losing money on precious gems . . . Sure, hip-hop goofballs waste a lot of cash on bling . . . But even creator and cultural pioneer Jim Henson nearly lost his shirt when he wasted MILLIONS on The Dark Crystal . . . A "spiritual" cinematic flop about ugly Muppets that nobody really understood.  

Now, here's the local angle . . .

"Whether you're really into rocks or just quartz-curious, Kansas City has a source for the minerals, crystals and fossils you seek. Here's a guide to rock shops and metaphysical markets in the area, and the lowdown on uncovering other rockhounds in the metro."

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

For a treasure hunt or spiritual healing, check out these Kansas City rock and gem shops