Kansas City Royals New Slogan Is A LIE IF They Don't Bring Back Fountain Lady

She'll have a place in our heart forever and the 2025 Kansas City Royals slogan is empty if we can't have at least one night to celebrate her greatness. 

TKC's price for sharing this MILLION DOLLAR idea is one freebie night at the K with good seats for two on the aisle . . . I'll be waiting by the mailbox. 

Meanwhile . . . 

Here's the deal . . .

FOUNTAIN LADY IS EVERYTHING RIGHT ABOUT KANSAS CITY ROYALS BASEBALL!!!

A night at the game should be about having fun, maybe even too much fun and sharing hometown traditions with fans that NOBODY else understands.

And so . . . 

We DEMAND the return of fountain lady for at least one night with maybe a raffle tie-in for a free case of Blvd and a couple of hot dogs or whatever . . . Trust me it's a good idea and a way to connect with otherwise jaded fans who can see through moneyball efforts to be JUST GOOD ENOUGH to garner a few billion bucks worth of tax subsidy for a new stadium. 

Meanwhile . . . 

Here's what local marketing hacks came up with . . .

"The 2025 slogan, "Fountains Up," pays tribute to the more than 200 fountains in the Kansas City metro. This includes Kauffman Stadium's "Water Spectacular," which is a backdrop to the outfield action at the K."

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

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