We hope our readers will take part in this bit of holiday fun that will better inform some of our New Year's news dead zone content.
Accordingly . . .
TELL US WHAT'S ON YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST FOR KANSAS CITY!?!?!
As always, we encourage creativity, snark and bawdy jokes.
And, of course, we're not putting all the work on readers today so www.TonysKansasCity.com will start the bidding with a few hopeful items of our own . . .
- Dear Santa, please help the Royals decide on a reasonable new location so that low-rent Internets trolls will stop imagining the team in so many different locales.
- Sweet baby Jesus, let's hope the homicide rate keeps plummeting and this isn't just some kind of reverse dead-cat bounce where the local criminal class are just waiting for reinforcements coming out of Jr. High.
- Please Mr. Elf . . . We can only hope our political leaders learn from the defeat of Veep Kamala and stop imagining themselves as progressive messiahs.
- Mrs. Claus . . . Tell Santa that KCMO drivers don't want to be buried underground by the South Loop and so much sketchy corporate financing.
- Finally, St. Patrick . . . Please bring us a Super Bowl Three-peat and a new parade location that doesn't allow "hard looks" to spark a deadly mass shooting.
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