C'mon Man: Let's Share Silly Kansas City Election Night Predictions

Over the past few weeks & months we've noticed far too many stuffed shirt newsies attempting to predict the future. 

Accordingly . . .

KANSAS CITY DESERVES STUPID ELECTION PREDICTIONS POWERED BY OUR BLOG COMMUNITY!!!

As always, we'll lead the way . . .

- No matter how it turns out, half the country will still want MAGA in jail. 

- Abortion amendment decision too late to do YOUR parents any good. 

- Rep. Sharice Davids STILL contemplating MMA comeback. 

- Election returns won't help so many Johnson County voters overcome the fear that a dark stranger with an active libido is coming to steal all of their cheese. 

- So much diverse Kansas City voting will alleviate feelings of social injustice and usher in new era of peace, love and understanding.

Even better for www.TonysKansasCity.com . . .

TKC READERS ARE INVITED TO SHARE DUMB PREDICTIONS TONIGHT THAT STILL PROBABLY ENTERTAIN BETTER THAN NEWSIES OVER-ANALYZING ELECTION RETURNS!!!

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