Show-Me Guv Ham Showdown Betwixt Kunce Vs. Sen. Hawley

Just for the record . . .

Anybody who thinks this kinda thing is REALLY interesting needs to visit Thailand or Tijuana and check out the amazing things that desperate women can do with quarters.

Pro-tip . . . You don't ever want those quarters back.

But I digress . . .  

And now . . .

Here's what passes for local democracy involving two dudes with beautifully coiffed hair doing their best to convince the mostly broke-ass electorate . . .

The two candidates for Missouri’s U.S. Senate seat ran into one another at the Governor’s Ham Breakfast in Sedalia. The breakfast is a “traditional gathering of Missouri elected officials, leaders in agriculture and supporters of the Missouri State Fair,” according to the Missouri State Fair website.

Here’s how their conversation happened:

“Sure, but he’s got to show up,” said Senator Hawley.

“How about Fox News,” said Kunce.

“Let’s do it right now,” said Senator Hawley.

“You down on Fox News debate right now? Can you say yes to Fox News,” said Kunce.

“Are you going to debate today,” asked Senator Hawley.

“Can you say yes to Fox News debate today,” said Kunce.

“We’ll do a whole bunch,” said Senator Hawley.

“Can you say yes to Fox News,” said Kunce.

“Show up in debate today. We’ll do a whole bunch more,” said Senator Hawley.

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com links . . .

Hawley, Kunce face off at Missouri State Fair

Republican Sen. Josh Hawley and Democratic challenger Lucas Kunce faced off at the Missouri State Fair on Thursday.

Hawley, Kunce face off at Missouri State Fair

Republican Sen. Josh Hawley and Democratic challenger Lucas Kunce faced off at the Missouri State Fair on Thursday.

Senator Josh Hawley and Democratic challenger Lucas Kunce spar over debates at Missouri State Fair

Missouri U.S. Senator Josh Hawley and his Democratic challenger for Senate Lucas Kunce appeared face-to-face at the Missouri State Fair in Sedalia on Thursday.

A video clip of the action . . .

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