KC Current Partners With LaCroix To Lure More White Women

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LaCroix products will be available for purchase at CPKC Stadium starting with the Current’s home match against the Utah Royals Sept. 7. It will also be available for players and staff throughout the University of Kansas Health System Training Center.  

“We’re looking forward to this creative and influential partnership with LaCroix that will further our growth both on and off the pitch,” said KC Current president Raven Jemison. “LaCroix’s commitment to health and wellness makes them a perfect partner to feature prominently on the back of our kits.”

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Kansas City Current announces multi-year partnership with LaCroix

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