Bill Eigel Best Line: 'Missouri Not Mexico'

Missouri State Senator isn't just one of the countless angry white dudes on social media.

Credit where it's due . . .

He's pretty clever and working hard to run a campaign with a fight against illegal immigration at the forefront. 

More to the point: He's correct, voters are exceptionally concerned about the crisis at the border and its impact on their hometowns. 

However . . .

TOUGH TALK, UNLIKELY PLANS AND IMPRESSIVE CATCHPHRASES DEFINE EIGEL'S AD BLITZ THAT'S MUCH MORE INTERESTING THAN HIS OPPONENTS!!!

And so let's take a tour of his greatest hits via www.TonysKansasCity.com embeds & quick descriptions . . .

This radio advert features the politico promising to drive a bus FULL to the border himself . . . And then some . . .

This interview clip features a (sorta far-fetched) plan to declare an invasion in order to mandate local law enforcement to start deportations:

Agree or disagree with the campaign pitch: "This is Missouri not Mexico is VERY CATCHY." Possibly the only thing memorable in the desperate fight amongst MAGA brand white dudes to stand out from one another. Double bonus: He didn't even use some kind of weapon as a prop.

My only problems with this advert . . . The line: "He's just like that guy at Weekend At Bernie's." Clearly, that was BERNIE. "Just like that character from . . ." would have sufficed and been more playful. It's a nitpick but forgive for our love and fight for the integrity of horrible 80s movies.

And of course . . . No Clip montage is complete without MAGA love . . .

 

You decide . . .