The Pitch Shares Sketchy Kansas City Hipster Pull Out Strategy Sex Advice

Quality from our favorite "alternative" publication in Kansas City has drastically declined over the years. 

In fact . . . This tawdry tidbit about the pull out/withdraw method doesn't even come with the appropriate medical disclaimer and reads more like a social media screed from a recently divorced lady wondering about why she feels lonely.

Here's a sample of the screed . . .

I had a friend give me shit recently for admitting we practice the pull-out method until My Guy gets the ole’ snippy clippy.

I tried to educate my friend about the nuances and research about coitus interruptus, though I still found myself knocking on the wood of Ragazza’s bar when I said “it’s worked so far…” as she looked at me with a heaping dose of disbelief.

But now, I live in a post-Roe Missouri, and shit is changing real fast for me and thousands of my fellow residents of child-bearing age.

The rest of it mixes politics and sex talk in manner that's trying to be lighthearted and cheeky but mostly serves to remind us that the horrible KC singles scene is only slightly better than the local market for freelance writers.

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

Keep Them Coming: Coitus interruptus

Kristen Thomas. // Photo by Nicole Bissey For a multitude of reasons, my partner and I won't be makin' babies. I had a friend give me shit recently for admitting we practice the pull-out method until My Guy gets the ole' snippy clippy.