Satire & T-Shirts: Show-Me Endless Running Gags Against Senator Josh Hawley

We repeat our analysis that will likely hold true moving forward . . .

The fist pump didn't hurt Sen. Hawley one bit, in fact it helped. However . . . The running footage might have set back his presidential aspirations and even his chance at reelection. 

Here's a brilliant New York writer having a bit of fun at the politico's expense . . .

“People are focusing on the totally chickenshit Josh Hawley and ignoring the lusting-for-autocracy Josh Hawley,” he complained.

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

Hawley Concerned That Being a Coward Is Overshadowing His Work as a Fascist

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Senator Josh Hawley is "deeply concerned" that his newfound national reputation for cowardice is overshadowing his commitment to end democracy. "People see one video of me fleeing like a terrified bunny, and they think that's all there is to me," Hawley told reporters at a press conference.

Even better . . . One of the best local t-shirt shops is profiting from this embarrsement down in the Crossroads . . .

'Josh Hawley Runs' and 'Josh Hawley Crossing' T-Shirts Now Available

We also have a slogan Josh can use (for free!) when he next runs from ---- oh, sorry, when he runs FOR Senate. #raygun https://t.co/RgEgtpxd5n pic.twitter.com/NZa0V5ZJF2 - RAYGUN (@RAYGUNshirts) July 22, 2022 Our favorite Midwest t-shirt company is at it again and this time they mean business.

You decide . . .