Here's Why Kansas City Chiefs Are Destined To Move To Olathe

First . . .

We're sorry to break this news of the INEVITABLE KANSAS CITY DEPARTURE OF THE CHIEFS but there's really just no getting around it. 

This cowtown just doesn't have enough cash to fund two stadiums.

Meanwhile . . . Kansas is desperate to land this economic border war death blow that will help voters forget all of their other failures.

However . . .

Here's the most important part of the upcoming move that has escaped mainstream media . . .

TRAFFIC & PARKING WILL PROVIDE THE BEST REASON FOR THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS TO RELOCATE TO OLATHE!!!

Sure .  . .

There are other reasons like the fact that most metro Chiefs fans ALREADY LIVE IN JOHNSON COUNTY.  

Also . . .

There's more potential for growth in Olathe than any other Golden Ghetto city and a new stadium somewhere off 435 would be far more accessible than the current I-70 hot mess that (thankfully) blocks Lee's Summit from the rest of the world.

And then . . .

Given Kansas City's war on cars and the hostile climate of "bike supremacy" that's pervasive in our local politics . . .  Real world transit, parking and tailgating would garner more enthusiastic support in Oooooooolthe.

Again . . .

This is just one reason out of many as locals need to get accustomed to the idea of the team moving out of town. 

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