Before we offer our congratulations once again . . .
YOU BASTARDS!!! MAYOR Q MARRIED AND WE DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SEND HIM A CHEAP BLENDER!!!
Last night some of the most KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS explained his bebe tweet.
Now, once again, with the help of AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS:
OUR AWESOME BLOG COMMUNITY SHARES A CRAPPY SCREENCAP OF MAYOR Q'S PUBLIC RECORD MARRIAGE LICENSE!!!
Don't blame our trusty Indian computer . . . This doesn't look like a very fancy affair even by COVID crackdown standards.
Personal aside . . .
With help from AWESOME TIPSTERS, we were able to run the bebe story yesterday before anybody else in KCMO because we remember Katie hanging out with the future Mayor at the park before his council run. Even back then she was WAY TOO HOT for the ambitious politico and KC's least favorite writer was just a bit annoyed because I was listening to my headphones and didn't want to talk politics. Moreover, anybody who has ever met Q in public knows that you're just talking to your future boss so it's best to get all of your digs in as soon as possible . . . But I digress . . .
More deets on the new KCMO first lady Katie . . .
Mayor Q's new wife used to work at 12th & Oak as an eco-devo planner but advisers of the city hall honcho didn't think it was appropriate that she stay on after it was clear he would be a front-runner in the mayoral election.
They've been dating off & on since before he ran for council.
Nevertheless, she totes earned a job in The Dotte as Economic Director.
And so . . .
TKC WISHES THIS NEW KANSAS CITY POWER COUPLE CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Again, we request you d-bags take it easy in the comments and don't project your misery on much more successful and happy local power players.
Developing . . .
exposes as in looks up a public document? You loser. You're still funny. Looking.
ReplyDeleteBwhahahaahahahahahahaha!
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DeleteExactly. Lulz.
he might be your boss if you live in KCMO. he's not mine.
DeleteNone of the other "journalists" could be bothered to do so.
DeleteSo, he married a grifter as well? Both on the public dole?
DeleteMayor 10-10-10 has a wife.
ReplyDeleteShe is a 10 also.
Nicely done.
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ReplyDeleteIf you have to pay the e-tax for the next 5 years. He's your daddy too!
You consider Quite successful? He has helped ruin this city by taking the knee to thugs.
ReplyDeleteDoes she know about his knob slobbing at KU?
ReplyDelete^^^ Probably, you never managed to keep yours a secret. Weird.
DeleteWhy is this a secret ? And we trust this guy to be a leader ? God help this stupid city.
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DeleteSo her job has a KCK residency requirement and his job has a KCMO residency requirement.
ReplyDeleteHow is that going to work?
It won't. He's gay.
Delete^^^^^Trust me it won't
ReplyDeleteDoes that chick have a beard?
ReplyDeleteIs this like when Rock Hudson was forced to marry his secretary to appear to be hetero and remain popular with most of the public?
ReplyDeleteNo @8:12 it's more like when your "Father" was forced to marry your Mother when his was the only one of the fourteen names she could remember the next morning.
ReplyDelete‘Dating off and on before he got elected.’ Sure, Tony. You sure have gotten cozy with the Mayor lately. This seems as sudden as unlikely as this surprise, secret marriage and baby announcement. Is Qball paying you now along with his thousands of paid social media trolls to print sycophantic drooling oraise over him now while insulting everyone else who is critical if him right now, even your most devoted readers, Tony? Wow. And stop saying “totes.” You sound like a braindead woke white girl in her early twenties. 🙄
ReplyDelete^^^Sorry. Typing on phone.
ReplyDeleteHe has dated this girl on and off since college? This move a week before the bastard child was born is only a political move, he’s doing this so he looks better to rural Missourians for when he runs for senate. This screams look her bitch, this bastard child ain’t gonna ruin my chances of being president some day and don’t think for one minute I give a shit about you or your half white baby either. You go along with my scam or I’ll ruin you you hear me bitch.
ReplyDelete^^^ yup, out of wedlock bastard children are a bad look for future runs in politics, keep an eye on how they live in different states too, that’s a big clue to the rest of the story. They stay apart the. It’s nothing more than a scam.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, is this the same girl he knocked over on election night running to get in front of the cameras? Yes, yes it is!
Political ambition, lying and conniving in full view for the world to see. I don’t feel sorry for the beard, but I do feel sorry for the kid, wherever it came from.
ReplyDelete8:17: +1 million!
ReplyDeleteBri: Methinks thou doth protest too much.
I guess things could be worse. This guy could be mayor.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.illegalaliencrimereport.com/post/police-haitian-national-sexually-assaulted-multiple-horses-in-texas
First, he's lost at least half of his most identifiable constituency.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's the half that actually votes.
If there's ever an award created for a self-absorbed pandering phony who behaves incredibly irresponsibly and even childishly, Lucas will be a shoo-in.
It's really become impossible to imagine what nonsense he'll come up with next.
KCMO will take decades to recover from the kiddie corps administration.
Honestly, lots of gays have children. The two are not mutually exclusive. And millenials love the bisexuals.
ReplyDeleteThey don’t “have” children. They pay ‘surrogates’ to birth them for them which is monstrous, by the way. Preying on young women who have no other form of income shows them for who they are. Selfish assholes.
Delete^^^^It seems you have a lot of insight into gay culture, but methinks thou doth project too much.
ReplyDelete^^^ 11:24 Methinks thou doth suck a lot of dick.
ReplyDeleteTOP PHOTO -- EBONY AND IVORY
ReplyDeleteQ: What's a more polite way of describing Quinton Lucas' shotgun wedding?
A: KCMO Emergency Ordinance, with an accelerated effective date of April 11, 2021!!!
Except Q's lady friend is a consenting adult. But yea child rape is funny no matter what politician you tag it to like Matt Gaetz.
ReplyDelete11:30: Methinks thou wish!
ReplyDeleteI bet he kicks back with a gin and tonic and watches her get reamed by Qadafi and the "homeless union"
ReplyDeleteLickass was so confused by his marriage to a German girl he actually signed and dated it 4/19/21!
ReplyDeleteCheap skate got married at Jackson county by a judge too.
Both witnesses were women by the way, seems a little weird but you know kids these days!
Which 1 of the 700 genders is the baby?
ReplyDeleteThe honeymoon was probably held at the gay bar in Lawrence.
Is this like when SpongeBob SquarePants was forced to marry a female starfish to appear to be hetero and remain popular with most of the public?
ReplyDeleteGross.
ReplyDeleteWell done marrying the girl. Better than Mahomes & Britt who need 18 months to plan a wedding. Still, why do women allow these guys to wait so long to get married OR why do the guys allow the women to push them away for so long?
ReplyDeleteAnd it's amazing how many people want to speculate on the personal life of our mayor evidently not realizing it's none of their business. Amazing, sad, and weird.
ReplyDeleteAnd I wouldn't go off the deep end thinking this trumped up screenshot being passed off as legitimate is the real deal, but verification is not one of this shithole's strong points.
ReplyDeleteTranslation: you dumbfucks are being had.
Single mother in 3....2....
ReplyDeletemud shark. both will get what they have coming. He will beat and or cheat she will use courts to clean him out. Unless he cuts her head off with navy seal knife while wearing small gloves in la.
ReplyDeleteO.J. just had to know what it was really like to use that Navy Seal knife. Couldn't resist. It's like those warm McDonald's fries in a bag on the passenger seat as you drive the food home to the family. You're really not supposed to touch them, but the allure is too powerful.
ReplyDeleteOff topic, but our president just congratulated the Japanese Prime Minister on his "boy" winning the masters. Wow, what a statesman!
ReplyDeleteWe interrupt this brilliant thread to announce Rush Limbaugh is still dead. Film at 11.
ReplyDeleteRush Limbaugh is in hell. He had no christian traits. He loved money more than God
ReplyDeleteA marriage license is a license to get married. It doesn't mean they have
ReplyDelete2:27 and 5:30 it’s registered at the county, it’s public record and easily accessible. Married on the 11th. Quit being stupid.... if that’s possible that is.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, lickass’s middle name is Donald, named after the greatest president evar! Hahahahaha!
5:12 -- One neuron from Rush Limbaugh's brain would destroy you in a chess game. Dimwit.
ReplyDelete5:12 why would rush be in hell? He’s a great man that did amazing things for children and adults. Do tell your fantastic conspiracy theories and lies.
ReplyDeleteAnd mayor mcwifebeater and child abuser is in the hell he himself has created right here in murderous killa shitty. Weird.
ReplyDeleteI heard today that the mayor is going to pass a resolution stating that the mayor of kc doesn’t have to live in kc, it’s too dangerous.....
ReplyDeleteHe’ll be working remotely from a basement in the dotte. It’s way safer in Kansas.
You'd never guess from looking at the picture that she has a penis!
ReplyDeleteRush was part of the support group of a Republican Cabal of satan worshipers like Jeff Epstein and his girlfriend G. Maxwell, Trump and Melania. They were all partying together on a deserted island owned by epstein where he flew teenagers down on a private plane named lolita express, and in my opinion sacrificed them and drank their blood in satanic worship. Rush knew all this and said nothing - so he assisted them.
ReplyDeleteTold you so!!!... Lucas is a White supremacist. Most Black people are, especially his type.
ReplyDeleteAccording to countless replies on this Blog, He was a fagler. IS he ? isn't he? Is he a he ? ( hard to tell these days ) Or was this just so a he could have a kid deal ? We need answers, we need to be up his ass. - PEEPS Magazine
ReplyDeleteCourthouse vows? lol. Of course the mayor was too cheap to give her a real wedding.
ReplyDeleteAs a black woman, Lucas lost my vote when he married that white girl. Now we finally see why he ashame and hiding her because she looks like a basic white woman. Whenever a black man gets with a white woman he becomes weak and powerless which means he definitely can't run the city for a 2nd term. What's up with these coon black Kansas City men who think white women are the way until they take them for what they're worth. I hope every white woman destroys the black men they are with.
ReplyDeleteAll of you haters are pathetic. Whatever the case is, it’s their business. Have any of you haters ever heard the term about “Those who live in “Glass Houses” ?? Stop because being racist, get you some business of your own, get a life and grow up !!!
ReplyDeleteWe thought he was gay.
ReplyDeleteThese comments just reminded me why I left the Midwest and never looked back, although I love antique Craftsman homes and my family originated from Missouri. So much hate and ignorance - it's hard to fathom.Hopefully, the Mayor and his family can escape to thrive somewhere else.
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