Celebrate: Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes & Fiancée Brittany Matthews Celebrate EPIC Gender Reveal Whilst Cowtown Suffers Murder & Plague

Jealousy is a stinky cologne and so we wish the best to the new QB and admire his $400 MILLION OVERRATED CONTRACT good fortune whilst merely noting that this "news" is likely a distraction to keep locals from pondering their own fate and maybe blaming the people in charge . . . And hopefully not your wife because she overcooked the roast.

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