The honorable and classy white ladies running KC magazine prove that despite their "huge web traffic" they still slum in our dark, little corner of the Internets.
Accordingly . . .
Look for our TKC quickie restaurant review featured in the latest edition of Kansas City Magazine
It's the second funniest retort which is okay given that they didn't bother sending a check . . . Don't worry, our invoice is on the way.
Developing . . .
Powerful ciphering there, Jethro!
ReplyDeleteI'll save you faggots some time:
ReplyDelete“A testament to fading cowtown middle-class life and restaurant trends that have worked their way down to the Heartland so that middle-class rubes can overpay whilst still wearing their baseball cap and enjoying sorta fine-dining.” — Tony "beaner" Buttholio
Tony, why did you let stupid dave write your review? We all know you cant string together a coherent sentence.
I love the greasy, fried tacos at LaFonda.
ReplyDeleteMix the medium and hot sauce together.
Holy shit is it good!
Chuck, you fuck! The only thing you are mixing together at Port Fonda is your saliva and the hipster cook's semen, faggot! You know, they accept forms of payment other than assplay!
DeleteAny of the Mexican and Central American dives along east Truman, Independence Ave. and St. John are better, and much cheaper, than La Fonda.
ReplyDeleteTKC SCORES A QUICKIE WITH A COUPLE OF HONORABLE AND CLASSY WHITE LADIES??
ReplyDeleteThey were gobbling his chorizo while wearing white gloves!
8:45 and what stellar things have you written about?
ReplyDeleteIf your rants are any indication of what you can put together I highly suggest you don't jeopardize your position at either one of the two chinese buffets you work at.
Just for the record you are right Super Dave does write some good stuff but then so does Tony, Tracy and Chuck while you two finger peck out gibberish.
Chuck only writes down what the voices in his head tell him to, so I dont consider it to be his own work. Tony hasn't ever written an original thing in his life. The entirety of every one of his threads is limited to what can fit in his copy/paste buffer. Tracy is well past her "best by" date and should be put out to pasture. And you, you are a pathetic faggot that should keep his mouth fucking shut while adults are talking. Go back to your day job polishing Tony's nuts, bitch.
DeleteTOP PHOTO -- IN-AND-OUT BURGER
ReplyDeleteWhen the classy white ladies sampled the TKC burger, they were left with buns astray and sauce-covered faces!!!
FYI: La Fonda and Port Fonda are two different places.
ReplyDelete^^^^^Practice what you preach bitch and just STFU.
ReplyDeleteChuck continues to acquire more and more fans.
ReplyDeleteTrue, many hate him. People hated Howard Cosell, but if he was on TV, you knew it counted.
^^Fact
ReplyDeleteLOOK AT THAT LITTLE MONKEY 12:18 GO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI thought what Tony and Ken said spoke more spot on for the majority of people in Kansas City than the other comments did.
ReplyDeleteWow, you guys are something! Is the discussion here always this refined and highbrow? Does everybody in Kansas City speak the way you do? I still may visit Kansas City someday, but only while I wear a full-body condom.
ReplyDelete^^^^Since you don't live here you don't understand it. I'd go anywhere but here.
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