Missouri Senator Josh Hawley: Just Like You

Roundup of a recent Missouri slap fight that features better writing and more witty retorts than any of the other partisan garbage . . . Take a look at the better super-rich politico who replaced the last super-rich politico . . . Checkit:

Sen. Josh Hawley (Stanford '02, Yale Law '06) Sick And Tired Of Snooty Elitists Hatin' On Reg'lar Heartland Folks

Senator Josh Hawley, the simple country lawyer who clerked for simple country Chief Justice John Roberts after graduating from simple country Yale Law School, has made quite a brand for himself as an avatar of wholesome midwestern values, an enemy of elitists, and as a "conservative nationalist" who wants to protect ordinary Americans from the globalist predations of the "cosmopolitan elites" -- not that he means Jews, not at all.

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  1. Ann Coulters' Discarded Cue Tip10/28/19, 5:49 PM

    "Wonkett" ? "Dr. Zoom" ?

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  2. "Zsa Zsa, would you peg me with this, please. And don't tell Mitch.

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  3. ^^^That would be Eva.

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  4. "Heck, Josh is just a reg'lar fella who doesn't know what these elitist Washington types are even saying half the time, except he knows he's laughing at ordinary patriotic folks like YOU, and are you going to let a snotty elitist get away with that."

    Is there a grammar snob in the audience 2 analyze this article?

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  5. Hawley is a Nazi!!

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  6. is that vague pronoun reference?!

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  7. Hawley is a stupid one and done cunt.

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  8. ok ya coastal provincial fucks. USDA and corporate ag has fckd over LOTS of family farms, they lost their land and fckd over the rural communities they live in. My family has lost some land. the least the USDA can do is revive these rural communities, ween them off walmart hopefully, and give the towns some soul back instead of turning them into wastelands. You DC fcks can stay on the coast and whine in your vibrant DC full of cunts city.
    Pulling the jew card is a bunch of crap.

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  9. 'don't have to be next to corn field to make policy'
    What kind of provincial head up ur ass comment is that anyway? You think a family farm wants to grow corn ethanol to meet CA renewable fuel mandate for their cars?
    A common myth is that every family farm kid wanted to move to the big city. Maybe you do need to be next to a corn field to know that USDA policies have displaced lots of people and their children geographically and financially (some of ur researchers are supposedly concerned with displaced communities) and it has nothing to do with climate change.

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  10. You gotta fool the rubes somehow, right?

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