Victoria's Secret hotties might be trying to change their image but here at TKC we lovingly cling to our traditions.
To wit . . .
CELEBRATE THE TKC 75TH ANNUAL KANSAS CITY COSTUME PARTY!!!
Here's a quick look at the guest list and why they're important to local life . . .
Kansas City Convention Hotel Bell Boy Mike Burke
Kansas City hotel occupancy rates are garbage and there's a glut in the local industry. And so, local power player Mike Burke will have to hustle to turn a profit besides his own pay day. His costume is actually much more honest than the guy who beat him for mayor but basically served as a grocery store clerk for developers.
New KCI Hype Machine Dresses Up Lack Of Progress
So far all we've seen from this tragic project is dumb-ass renderings and one of the worst traffic setups in the metro during construction. Meanwhile, it's unlikely this town will be happy with the end result that will debut possibly some time before 2030. If we're lucky.
Crematia Mortem Helps Celebrate KC's Scary Past
This lady is one of our ALL TIME LOCAL FAVES AND SHE DEFINES LATE NIGHT KANSAS CITY for a great many Gen-X and Boomer TV watchers. No discussion of this town's campy history is complete without her.
Jackson County Exec Frank White In Glory Days Costume Amid Property Tax Crisis
For a local politician, Frank White was a heck of a baseball player. Tragically, that's just about his only claim to fame and what's keeping him in office whilst so many taxpayers fear they'll get booted out of their homes after their faulty tax bills show up in the mail.
Kansas City Weed Activists Smoke The Competition
Kansas City weed activists have been flying high over the past few weeks and after storming City Hall and talking to a locked door . . . They deserve to have a good time. No matter what their costume. They probably won't remember.
And So . . .
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR OWN KANSAS CITY COSTUME SUGGESTIONS AS OUR PARTY WILL GO ON LATE INTO THE NIGHT!!!
Have a safe and fun Halloween, we hope to see readers and all of the lucky souls who survive this scary, cold-ass night for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!
MAGA Trumpers should be dressed as MINIONS!
ReplyDeleteOnly if the Democratic Socialists are dressed up as ZOMBIES! LOL
DeleteGot it, you missed your chance. This would have been perfect, you might even want to consider updating with this. Kansas Rep. Sharice Davids should "disguise" herself as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Can anybody really tell the difference between her and the Green new deal leader?
DeleteI have on a nasty hobo looking outfit been letting my fingernails go for about 5 months now not washed my hair or beard or trimmed either one. Bits of food from two or so months ago are firmly embedded and into my beard. I'm down walking around the Westport area and when people ask who I am I just say Byron Funkhouser and I so love Hillary because she really won and is our President. So far the farthest I have been chased before they gave up has been 10 blocks and they were black people I'm telling you or wearing blackface not sure which, they looked mean and so I hauled ass.
ReplyDelete^^^^ WINNER
ReplyDeleteit's not a costume when a racist dresses up as a racist. That makes it just another day in Racist Kansas City.
ReplyDeleteEveryday is Halloween in this dirty little city.
ReplyDelete^^^^ TRUE.
ReplyDeleteThe smart people wear the clown suits and get some of that tasty free money and the crazy little women of Kansas City squeeze into tight clothes so they can get a taste of something else.
I dress as a bicycle, and no one could drive in MY lane.
ReplyDelete^^^ LOL. That's funny and true.
ReplyDeleteListen to these geezers geeze. So early in the moring too.
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