TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! ELEPHANT ON THE LOOSE AT KANSAS CITY ZOO!!! ACTIVE CODE RED BEFORE RECAPTURE!!!
Today's testament to the ongoing cruelty of animal captivity in Kansas City . . .
Or maybe just a hint that a Republican Renaissance is underway following the Blue Wave . . .
Scary tweet from the KC Zoo just now:
"We are currently in an active code red situation with an elephant in an area it should not be. No one is any immediate danger and we are taking all needed steps to bring this situation to a safe resolution. We will update you as information becomes available."
Update after TKC FIRST NEWS:
KSHB: Escaped elephant has been returned to exhibit at KC Zoo
KCTV5: Kansas City Zoo on ‘active code red’ situation with elephant
Developing . . .
Take cover!
ReplyDeleteFinally, the real news that we needed.
ReplyDeleteGood thing they got to it before the darkies in the hood . Anyone say bbq for the family in the hood.
ReplyDeleteI’m not sure the hoodrats could take an elephant, they would run like the pussies they are.
ReplyDeleteQuiet grandpa or no applesauce for you!
Delete6:41 Said the brave anonymous commenter.
ReplyDelete^^^Said the retard from West Virginia.
DeleteThey always talk about moving a baseball stadium too downtown, but why is there never ever any talk about getting the KC Zoo out of the hood and putting it in a area of the city people wouldnt think twice about going into?. For a visitor they then wouldnt have to travel to far outside of the safe zone. The KC Zoo cages its monekys, but on ones way to the KC Zoo located in the HOOD you will see 100 times more monkeys on porches, and the violence is more than entertaining, the best part is its free.
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