THE KANSAS CITY LOVE CONNECTION: CHIEFS HALL OF FAMER TONY GONZALEZ OUTED AS 'ESKIMO BROTHERS' WITH RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD JEFF BEZOS!!!
First a definition of the term that seeks to create unity but instead has been met with politically charged derision . . .
"Eskimo brothers" is a phrase used to describe two men who have hooked up with the same woman. Urban Dictionary defines it as, "When two males acknowledge having been intimate with the same female and remain on good terms, the men are now bonded by having shared the same igloo at one time or another . . .Take language seriously. Sorry, but your cutesy phrases that are predicated on the idea that women and non-white people are objects or jokes just aren't going to fly."
The Kansas City Eskimo brother connection is apropos given the current cold front about to blast this cowtown but sadly has been overlooked . . .
A tibit buried in MSM and ignored by KC newsie "journalists" reveals . . .
After news of his divorce, MSM noted billionaire Jeff Bezos has been hooking up with the former baby mama of Tony G.
Again, here's real news proof buried in a story . . .
Fox News: Sanchez has a third child from a relationship with former NFL tight end Tony Gonzalez.
Now, amid this season of Kansas City playoff hype . . .
SHAME ON KANSAS CITY MSM FOR IGNORING THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS 'ESKIMO BRO' CONNECTION TO THE AMAZON KINGPIN!!!
At the very least this could prove effective in garnering KCMO some of that Amazon slave labor employment which continues to elude this town . . .
Leveraging the KC "Eskimo Brother" connection to billionaire Bezos is far more realistic than simply spamming Amazon like Mayor Sly James in order to try and win desperately needed local jobs.
In the final analysis, the lives of former jocks and big money American oligarchs are revealed to be just as sordid as the rest of the plebs as we all await ongoing storms and the big game this weekend.
Check the links:
Peeps: Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez in 'Constant Contact' and Going Strong Amid Romance Drama: Source
SunUK: NEWS SANCHOR Who is Lauren Sanchez, did she have an affair with Jeff Bezos and are they dating now?
AOL: Jeff Bezos, Lauren Sanchez 'very much in love' as ex-pal says he'd be 'stupid' to marry her - report
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