There's no hiding from this one . . . Local Internets loves morbid obesity and the hilarious repurposed content that comes along with it.
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You decide . . .
A more interesting fact is that the President is a Patriots fan. So is it unamerican to root for the Chiefs?
ReplyDeleteUgh, Ok?
ReplyDeleteRussians don't like American football.
ReplyDeleteTrump could have served them caviar and pate, then the media would be on his ass for being elitist. The guy can’t catch a break and I admire him for basically giving the media the big FU they deserve.
ReplyDeleteThe MSNBC actually fact checked Trump when he said he had burgers piled a mile high. Apparently when you are infected with Trump Derangement Syndrome™, you are the last person to know.
ReplyDeleteWould not trust PMSNBC or any news organization to fact check anything.
ReplyDeleteHe had originally planned to have the Trump Hotel cater the event at a modest cost of $128.3 million, but due to an unfortunate mix-up, ICE raided the place two days earlier, and all the Kitchen and Janitorial staff members were detained and scheduled for deportation!
ReplyDeleteI thought the mcnugget sauces in the sterling silver gravy boat was a touch of glass.
ReplyDeleteYou just know President man-baby wanted to eat all those hamberders himself!
ReplyDelete^^^ Yup, but he nobly made a sacrifice of 900 of them. What a Guy!
ReplyDelete@12:18 - The guy "can't catch a break"? Who the fuck are you kidding? His entire life has been one break after another. Pull your head out of your ass and learn to think for yourself. It's liberating.
ReplyDeleteAnd to 1:11, Trump Derangement Syndrome is real, and you are suffering from it. Just like 12:18.