TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY CHIEFS QB SUPERSTAR PATRICK MAHOMES SHOULD FLIP THE SWITCH FOR PLAZA LIGHTS!!!
Here's a first look at local demand and hopefully our best effort to ruin a traditional Kansas City holiday surprise . . .
Cowtown consensus . . .
KANSAS CITY PLAZA LIGHTS 2018 WILL SUFFER AN EPIC FAIL IF CHIEFS QB PATRICK MAHOMES DOESN'T FLIP THE SWITCH!!!
The newbie QB has already won more hearts and minds than anyone in Chiefs football history. And the football season still isn't too tough by the then so his regular season glory should stay mostly intact . . .
To be fair, Sharice Davids would be an acceptable substitute . . .
An LGBT Native American Congresswoman would be able to achieve another first by kicking off the KCMO holiday season.
EVEN BETTER . . .
SHARICE DAVIDS & PATRICK MAHOMES FLIPPING THE SWITCH TOGETHER WOULD PROVIDE AN INSPIRING COLLABO FEATURING TWO KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!!!
Okay, that was probably too much . . . Sorry. But admittedly, that would be an inspiring celebration of diversity and, per the PC bible, I'm allowed to make that joke because I'm a native Westsider.
And yeah, anybody but the Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes is going to be a massive disappointment . . . Which is also a Kansas City Christmas tradition.
And so, once again, if yet another fading institution doesn't listen and take TKC advice . . . Their fortunes cold become even worse.
Developing . . .
It's KC.
ReplyDeleteThey'll probably get somebody form the soccer team.
The announced the Elders to perform which is kind of a let down. I though Irish fest was their "last" performance together.
DeleteWill the crowd be another "epic" turnout of 1 million people? I guess those tourists have to come for some reason.
DeleteSharice is not from MO. nor does she live here. She is not our
ReplyDeleteCongresslesbian. She has no business flipping the lights.
ReplyDeleteIf either of these people flip the switch it would be a complete let down. I don't go to the lighting anymore because you never know what black person is pissed off because they got fired or some minor thing sets them off and they unload on everyone.
^^^^^^^^^^ Thank you for doping us that favor. Nobody wanted you there to begin with. Please stay home. Tell all of your friends to do the same. Maybe you can have a lighting of a cross on Carthage. In the woods, drinking beer with a bunch of 60 year old guys. Sounds very productive and fun.
ReplyDeleteThe rest of the world will mange to keep going on without you.
8:25 - that made me laugh, we need more of that. And I kinda like Sharice.
ReplyDeleteI'll probably go down to the ceremony to get out of my house but man, it's a total cluster down there. Best part is heading to the bar to get a pop after they flip the switch.
I like Mahomes to flip the switch too.
Lets go with Davids so when the bullets start flying we don't have to worry about our homes boy.
ReplyDeleteBring a semi trailer full of donuts to keep with the spirit of the times.
ReplyDeleteDonuts for all
Maybe Octavio Cortez can show up, serve 40's to all of the gang bangers down there to grab your girl friend's ass. At least that dumb bitch actually had a job before she got elected.
ReplyDeleteThen again, maybe Sharice Davids might be able to punch her way out of the place after the negroes start wrecking the entire event.
How bout Aunt Claire? Kind of like a permanent sending off ceremony.
ReplyDelete^^^ She was fired by the voters.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't look good.
She blamed Fox News for it.
DeleteWhen you live in a "big city" where the only thing that matters is worshiping football and ripping each other off Mahomes is obviously the way to go.
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ReplyDeleteWell on second thought, I think Sharice Davids should flip the switch. She can yell death to America, and death to Israel like her buddies Barack Obama and Louis Farrakhan. She would just have to learn Arabic. Would be great for Kansas City to go down as traitor to our Country on social media.
Injun squaw flippum' switch.
ReplyDeleteMakum' magic fire appear on white man's stone teepees.
Makum' black brothers shoot firesticks into crowd.
Crowd scatter like crows on first day of season.
Hey 9:42, could you please come into our office for a Mental Health check, thanks.
ReplyDeleteI'd like see Mahomes bend her over and give us a real show. I mean just really go town on that.
ReplyDeleteIf it's Sharice, remember her acceptance speech--
ReplyDeleteshe could not stand on a stool to be seen by the TV cameras above the idiots filming with their cell phones, because...
"I can't stand on this and still READ MY SPEECH!"
The only winner in America who had to write out her speech...probably because she has brain injury from boxing.
At least in football, they get tackled and brought to the ground, the goal of football is not to pummel the head.
Here we go again, after Dennis Moore lost his metal faculties.
Then she thanked her Mom, brothers, aunt, but not her PARTNER, ALISHA! THE ONLY PARTNER IN AMERICA NOT ACKNOWLEDGED IN VICTORY.
Even tho the first 9 minutes had been an introduction by the lesiban mayor from the LGBT Victory Fund, the first group to supported her.
So is Sharice still "in the closet" yet taking their money?
Also--if Sharice flips the switch, expect delays. Ch. 41 will lose their patience with that stunt.
On election night, Sharice could have LED the 10pm news, but instead sent that mayor from out of town. So Ch. 4,5,9 and 41 cut away after two minutes of that, covered 4 other races including Yoder's concession, Josh Hawley and Laura Kelly.
thus Sharice blew her first chance to lead, talking about NOTHING, at 10:09pm. By that time, folks had tuned elsewhere.
A classic unforced error by a newbie who does not get how to manage her image. Wore a red dress also. Stupid. Brain injured. Can't talk without notes. Gonna be a long two years.
Be quiet old woman.
DeleteI would just select a kid out of the audience.
ReplyDelete9:50:FTW! That’s some funny shit right there! Lmao!
ReplyDelete8:31 that’s youre thing, burning white people, nobody really does those things anymore...... except you
ReplyDeleteYes for Mahomes!
ReplyDeleteSharice Davids can flip it on but it is a bit confusing because this is Missouri not Kansas
TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! I THINK SOMEBODY SHOULD DO SOMETHING!!!
ReplyDeletegreat
Is Sharice a Jew hater?
ReplyDeleteYes, but you see, 122, we must be ALL INCLUSIVE, which means the whole frickin' planet must embrace the GBLTQRSTUV's, etc., etc., etc. G'me a frickin' break.
ReplyDeleteA soy boy and hipster scooter riders need to flip the switch. Then they can ride off into the sunset together.
ReplyDeleteTracy-Please get over it. That race was not even close.
ReplyDeleteWe need a symbol of the area to flip the switch. A black tranny libtard non reader graduate of the illustrious unaccredited Kansas City school district while holding Sly's hand high on meth both wearing Chiefs shirts and bow ties.
ReplyDeleteTracy you are spot on again! Our translibinjun congressbian just won't cut it for the Plaza lighting. Hell she can't cut it for the third district.
ReplyDeleteJust watch, she will move to DC, not have a residence here except mom's basement. She will not come back on any regular basis. I want to remind all of you that Kevin Yoder came back almost ever single weekend unless there were votes to be taken in congress, which only rarely happen.
My State rep was beaten by an Hispanic I never heard of. Why? Because all of the new Hispanic voters that thought Sharice was Hispanic and they all went in as instructed and voted democrat. My take is that those voters won't be around in two years and we will get a responsible candidate then. I hope it is not too late.
Sharice Davids is not a christian. Christmas is a christian holiday and christian tradition. We don't need Indian dancers with drums and "heyhowareya, heyhowareya" as they jump around on the Plaza. I mean if I have to give a shit about the LGBTQIATOZ community then they have to give a shit about my traditions.
ReplyDeleteMahomes is the obvious choice. I really hope that he is able to make that work with his schedule. Kansas City needs something positive and upbeat to help guide us into the holiday season when we should be thinking about reconciliation and moving forward together rather than all this fighting. So I think any politician would be a bad choice whereas all of Kansas City supports and enjoys the work of Patrick Mahomes.
ReplyDeleteThe only brain damage I see is in the loony rants of Tracy and Bob.
ReplyDeleteI eagerly await Bob's always consistent outrage to pivot towards AWOL KS Senator Pat Roberts for renting a KS donor's room as a home address while living in Fairfax VA for the last decade.