NEWSFLASH!!! METEOR STRIKE THREATENS KANSAS CITY TONIGHT!!!



Monday was almost really bad for many Kansas City residents who witnessed a scary sight over local skies this evening . . .

KCMO SOCIAL MEDIA WAS ABUZZ OVER A METEOR STRIKE THIS EVENING AND OUR TKC BLOG COMMUNITY HAS FIRST LOOK AT THE NEAR MISS!!!

Check the newsie confirmation from a local weather dude who was inundated with KCMO sky watchers:



Here's a look from one of you guys who was smart enough to take a photo rather than just offer a silly, panicked tweet regretting all of your regrettable life choices before impact . . .



Thankfully, we survived . . . For now and we hope to have more for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!

Comments

  1. Yep, that's totally what it looked like in Waldo. Sad. I thought I was going to get out of mowing my lawn tomorrow.

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    1. Did see it over the Plaza, it wasn't that dramatic but a lot of people noticed it.

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    2. Sign from above?

      Yep, but it wasn't a meteor. Go ahead and think that. Some of you who think military target might be getting warmer but not by much.

      The "election" is going to be more fun than anyone dares realize.

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  2. ^^^^^^^^^ Grow up.

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  3. Too bad it missed.

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  4. THE SKY IS FALLING!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

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  5. Why do reporters continue to say "near miss". The term makes no sense.

    Well, I nearly missed hitting that car - meaning I hit it. I was close to missing it, but didn't.

    Near hit would be more accurate.

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  6. ^^^^^^^^ near miss means it came close. Almost hit. It's a game of horse shoes really. Also, you might need to relax.

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  7. There are definitely some weirdos from Westport worshipping the space rock as it passes. dancing in patchouli incense smoke with their eyes rolled back and flapping their arms like jason Kander.

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  8. The fiery object was actually Sly reentering the real world from the D-list celebrity fantasyland he had inhabited, with lots of help from sycophantic clowns like Go4KC, for the last sex years.
    Larger objects take quite a while to burn up.
    And whether they actually hit anything or not, they do lots and lots of damage.
    It will take KCMO decades to recover.

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  9. It wasn't a meteor, it was the Space Force idea going down in flames already!

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