Kansas City Party Cove Casting Call

Reality TV needs local "talent" to help them propagate stereotypes and create more tawdry content . . . On the bright side, it looks like more fun than singing and dancing for a bunch of C-listers and their fans. Read more: 'Jersey Shore' creators to bring reality show to Lake of the Ozarks

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  1. There will be hundreds of hot young sluts auditioning. And a lot of fat tattooed bar whores as well.

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  2. ^^^Perfectly describes your mother doesn't it?

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  3. Society continues to deteriorate...

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  4. 7:52 comment
    Hit too close to your home?

    You fat tattooed bar whore! haha

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  5. Drive boat drunk, hit rocks, kill passenger witnesses, daddies lawyer says you weren't driving, charges dropped. Party cove on dude.

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  6. I was at the lake over the weekend .and there will be a lot of content .There are people from 18 to 88,This could be a hit. And the older,party just as hard as the younger people,

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  7. ^^^No they don't. They don't go out, they don't drink. All they do is complain. You've obviously never been to party cove. There are no geezers there. There are however several who live year-round in the cove, and all they do is bitch, cry and threaten to call the police.

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  8. Better name would be the Missouri Methead Hour.

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  9. Need to let my ghetto ass on there with these hillbilly bitches. Then the show will definitely be lit

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  10. Lots of drugs in the cove. They going to show that? How about the naked chicks?

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  11. 11:38 couldn't find party cove with a GPS.

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  12. ^^You're wife can...she's there every weekend. Her favorite game is the one named for her. Pass the trash.

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  13. The piss is three feet deep at Party Cove.

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    1. YUM...CHANNEL CAT CHUM!5/31/18, 3:50 PM

      ^The cheap beer upchuck is too.

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  14. PARTY COVE KARTRASHIAN WANNABES!5/31/18, 3:46 PM

    This may be easy ticket and bail revenues for MO's water patrol and local PoPos. How many druggie and drunky morons on their way to the crowded coves will be endangering sober boaters and risking the lives of innocent travellers on the narrow, curvy lake roads? Beware the amateurs and a**holes!

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    1. Let’s see.....party cove has been there for generations. Don’t recall too many accidents. Stay away Buzz Killington, you ruin everything.

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