TKC MUST SEE!!! KANSAS CITY CELEBRITIES DERON CHERRY VS. MARK ALFORD AND MAYWEATHER VICTORY AFTERMATH!!!
Quick and AWESOME look at Kansas City Chiefs football legend Deron Cherry vs. Morning News Anchor Mark Alford as Kansas City watched the big fight last night.
Here's the recap of the event that was more of a fun spectacle than sports but still a good time for those lucky enough to have friends . . .
NY Times: Mayweather vs. McGregor: Highlights From Every Round
LA Times: No surprise, the Mayweather-McGregor fight lives up to mismatch prediction
SB Nation: Floyd Mayweather beats Conor McGregor in 10th round as referee stops fight
You decide . . .
Cherry is a good guy.
ReplyDeleteHe won't beat up a midget.
Deron looks like he ate Mary Sanchez. I'd start looking for a crime scene and empty condiment bottles.
ReplyDeleteMaybe search the sky for Griffons and vultures of all types in order to locate the kill scene. Bring out the cadaver dogs and prepare a search warrant for KC Anheuser-Busch.
Poor Mary, we hardly knew ye, well, actually, we knew ye a lot more than we wanted to.
Keep a look out for a blue two sizes too small Nike tennis outfit!!!
ReplyDeleteWould they be in the heavyweight division! Lol!
ReplyDeleteMark "pussy" Alford ...
ReplyDeletehe's just s whiny little
bitch !!!
^^^^^^^^
ReplyDeleteThen don't watch him stupid!!!!! Sounds like You're the whiny little bitch!!!!!
@8:52, what do you mean don't watch Mark Alford?
ReplyDeleteDude, WHIZZO IS DEAD!
WHAT OTHER LOCAL CLOWN DO WE HAVE EXCEPT FOR LIL' MARKIE?
Watching that sawed-off pompous asswipe mug, grimace and smirk I order to get attention when any of the other people on the show are speaking is the highlight of the Morning "News"! Listening to him mangle the English Language is funnier than watching Political Reporting or one of the KCPT Panel Shows!
NO, do not ask us to give up watching the funniest "Babble Head" on local TV just because he's a "whiny little Bitch"!
8:52 is Alford.
ReplyDeleteBusted ya' squirt.
You fucks elect Sly and bitch about Alford. What is wrong with this picture?
ReplyDeleteGood point! The difference is you can't pick on the blacks so we take it out on lil Markie! Lol!
ReplyDeleteTOP PHOTO -- O-TAY and OKEY DOKEY
ReplyDeleteBUCKWHEAT LANDS A HAYMAKER ON SPANKY'S GLASS JAW!!!
Bogowith, Eden, and Stoll are easy on the eyes. Three out of four ain't bad.
ReplyDeletePlus, it's fun to see Abby do sly eye rolls and Michelle's slight brow raising while looking at each other, or during comebacks on Alford.
@5:47 I agree completely.
ReplyDeleteFor a while the "Smirking Panic Monger" (aka Mike Thompson) seemed to be in the running for Clown Prince Of Local TV, with his constant revisions of what he forecast yesterday to make it closer to what actually happened today, but "Lil' Markie" has pulled into a clear lead as Buffoon In Chief!
Hooray for Faux Newzzzz Fower, VIVA LIL' MARKIE!
I'd like ol' Alford to do more radio stand-ins. He's quick witted, generally conservative and makes the local talk radio shows enjoyable to listen to. His constant references to L. Halifax texting in hate (or whatever) are pretty spot on with his persona on the morning show. Of course, he may not do that any more with her being relegated to the evenings so the "new" hottie could bump her out, but then again, he hasn't been on the radio in probably a year.
ReplyDelete@ 9:19,the reason he hasn't been on radio in more than a year is that he shows his ass as badly on radio as he does on TV.
ReplyDeleteBut on TV he's fun to watch and laugh at, while on radio he's just annoying.