This morning we'd like to take a quick break from downer news and focus on local achievement.
Accordingly . . .
AMONG THE HIGHLY TOUTED 24 MILLION TOURISTS TO KANSAS CITY ARE A LOT OF ROACHES!!!
Proof . . .
Bloomberg . . . The Most Vermin-Infested American Cities
Deets:
Every two years, the government statistical agency conducts the American Housing Survey (AHS) to paint a picture of the country’s residential stock. The online survey asks respondents about the homes they live in—how homeowners financed their abodes, the public subsidies renters enjoy, and an array of other information, including whether they think their neighborhood is safe, or whether their home is musty. Also, whether they have seen evidence of cockroaches, rats, and mice.
And yes, Kansas City placed pretty high on the list . . .
Like it or not, making sure the city isn't overrun by rats, roaches and mice is also part of City Hall's job . . . Even if they'd rather count these unwelcome guests as streetcar riders or tourists.
You decide . . .
Sadly, the cucaracha will still come even if we build the wall. Because the crumbs are so delicious!
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ReplyDelete"One more thing, could you send a ladybug up to my room?"
The City has an expert "Ratticus Erraticus". Let him do his job. Best in the US.
ReplyDeleteGreat news!
ReplyDeleteMaybe a whole new way of funding Mike's taxpayer-subsidized hotel.
Money from the pest control industry.
Schulte and Sly should get on this right away!
It should be noted that this survey is conducted by the thousands of do nothing bureaucrats in the Census bureau each year. Can you imagine how many roaches we could eliminate if the census bureau was only assembled once every ten years from bureaucrats aready on the government payrolls in other agencies? Instead we pay these fucks 365 days a year, year after year and then when they go to do these surveys - which are made up to keep them employed - they go out and hire part time people (for less than you KC $15.00 per hour) to canvas neighborhoods and ask then fucking stupid questions like when they last changed their battery in their fire extinguisher, if they have ever had bed bugs, got roaches or if their toilet works OK. The U.S.Census Bureau seriously needs to be removed from the swamp forever.
ReplyDeleteYes, the census bureau and not disasters like the F-35 program are what is really bankrupting this nation.
ReplyDeleteThe fucking census bureau.
Are you kidding me?
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ReplyDeleteI'm sorry this is a Whites only establishment.
Hood rats are the biggest problem
ReplyDelete10:54 Do you even have even a clue clue what the census bureau cost every year or are you again trying to make yourself look credible at someone else's expense when you don't even know your god damn facts? Go back to your mommy's couch, take your nap and leave it to the adults to sort things out.
ReplyDeleteNow I see how the streetcar folks get those laughable ridership numbers; they are counting cockroaches.
ReplyDeleteThe problem isn't the number of cockroaches, it's the number of cockroaches elected to public office.
ReplyDelete^^^ Awesome.
ReplyDeleteYour hookers are pretty skanky too, Kansas City.
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