Another weekend of middle-class weddings has passed and after the expensive parties and budget level travel to typical destinations there's only the cruel reality of married life.
This tragic Kansas City Craigslist note was sent by one of the best and brightest denizens of our blog community as an Internets reality check to the Kansas City wedding season . . .
To my husband - w4m
I know you are on here cruising the ads. I know you are posting ads. You lie straight to my face even when I have proof. You have a wife at home who loves you and would do anything you wanted. I beg you for sex, yet you seek the comfort of others? Why are you here? Am I a bad lay, am I not enough for you? Now we aren't speaking and fighting, it's killing me inside.
You decide . . .
Honey, its because you're a bad lay. You are boring and painfully predictable in bed.
ReplyDeleteBrutal.
ReplyDeleteIt's probably because you got fat. Women do it all the time.
ReplyDeleteBecause you are fat and have a stinky pussy.
ReplyDeleteWell? You asked.
Fucking and not saying a word is creepy boring lady.
ReplyDeleteCart = Sambrownekc
ReplyDeleteHe will not leave my wife alone.
Mama June looking for a new pedophile is she?
ReplyDelete7:46 AM Maybe she likes him better than you?
ReplyDeleteNo fatties for wedding season.
ReplyDeleteCraigslist is really the worst place on the Internet. This just proves it.
ReplyDeleteA wife that begs for sex? What kind of alternative universe is this?
ReplyDeleteMost people make a mistake at marriage. Look at the divorce rate. To much emphasis is placed on love. There's not a cool preacher on Christian Radio not talking about love like he's Justin Bieber. This is an alternative universe because we let the bible belt grow into a monster.
ReplyDeleteLike most men, I am bum fuck.
ReplyDeleteBut, at least, I don't blame the women.
There's part of the wedding ceremony every groom misses. It''s the part where the officiant whispers 'What's hers is hers and what's yours is hers". It's usually right after "I now pronounce you man and wife."
ReplyDeleteAnd of course the ever popular "The reason all brides smile walking down the aisle is because they know they've given the last blowjob they'll ever give unless of course they get divorced and have to repeat the process."
9:56 FTW
ReplyDeleteIts because you are a snarky libtard, nagging bitch. After ten years you still won't swallow, still bitch because I talk dirty to you in bed, still wont take it in the ass, still think a nice quite evening at home is about you spending hours on the phone to your sister and dreaming up fucking chores you think I should be doing.
ReplyDeleteThe fact is bitch you never learned that your purpose on earth is to serve me and not the other fucking way around. You can not cook, you can not clean house, you come to bed with a half pound of cold cream on your face, hair in curlers and your baggy assed pajamas and wonder why I'm not in the mood to do you. You spend a fucking hour primping every morning before work, yet when I take you to dinner you look like shit and dress like a work out hooker.
I don't know what the fuck got in your head bitch, but it is past time you look at the woman in the mirror and ask her little diva ass what the fuck she ever brought to this party.
You are fucking right I am scanning those online adds and chasing anything that might make me feel one bit of excitement over forcing myself to pull into that driveway every fucking night and guessing at what kind of new bullshit you have dreamed up while I was at work.
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ReplyDeleteThe bride prepares to receive the Best Man!!!!!
11:48 has some major rage he is channeling. 12:05 makes me laugh!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Cum Guy would treat this bitch right.
ReplyDelete11:48---Leave her, divorce her or kill her end of problem.
ReplyDelete9:56 FTW x 2
ReplyDeleteThat is fucking hilarious. Pathetic if it's true.
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