And this is the perfect lead up to the Kansas City weekend . . .
KMBC: A man and his dog were attacked Friday morning by a naked man in the parking lot of a south Kansas City hotel.
Again, suspects in the reports are innocent until proven guilty but it was kinda stuffy this morning . . .
Rejected TKC headlines . . .
Dangerous KC Stranger In The Buff . . .
Doggie Hurt In South KC Sausage Fest . . .
South KC Morning Would Be Better Without Violence . . .
Fighting Mad South Kansas City Dude Besieges Man And Best Friend . . .
Rather than be a bummer and point out that this attack might confirm a lot of smarter people when they link the suspected connection to the drug trade and increasing local violence . . . I'll simply acknowledge that your headlines are better and funnier than mine.
You decide . . .