I'm not sure what any of this means but I like the style of the reader who sent it in . . . It's one of many "alternative" notes that we get every day but this one seems appropriate given the online sensation . . .
TKC Reader: "Fake Ass White College Student Gets Schooled On West Coast"
TKC - "We're seeing the economy effecting the upper middle class offspring in odd ways lately. IHOP is full of the Hipsters who eventually get bored when only "the cool pastor" gets laid. The Krishna's have a "Training Center" here in Kansas City. Hell, Hemingway lived in Paris in the 1920's because it cost a dollar a day to live and his peers didn't have to spend off the principal of their inheritance. Which brings us to the "Trust Punks and Hipster Trustafarians " mingling around the country wide searching for cheap digs in squats that will eventually turn into real estate developments. Lets face it, even the Cordish Bro's are paying security to keep their nephews out these days. Those glass towers in downtown Kansas City look nice with all those computers on the inside front loading investments where they can walk across the street into a nice high rise condo and watch the protest from the wet bar on the roof. Pepper spray is heavy and stays close to the ground which gives a nice contrast of for the photo buffs. But "white allies" is a term created by "Rich Whites" to attempt to pull the wool over an educated underclass. Like the fall of the British Empire the cottage industries will save it now that American Exceptionalism is a bunch of hype that nobody is buying."
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Further reading . . .
Daily Caller: VIRAL: Woman Gets In White Student’s Face For Having Dreadlocks
The Root: San Francisco State University Launches Investigation of Black Student Confronting White Student With Dreadlocks
The Blaze: Tense Scene Unfolds When Black Woman Accuses White Student of Cultural Appropriation for Dreadlocks
For the record, with respect to everyone's culture . . .
TKC maintains that only Gary Oldman in his delightful turn as as Detroit pimp Drexl Spivey is one of the very few Caucasians who successfully pulled off dreadlocks when he stole the show in the often underrated Tony Scott classic True Romance scripted by Quentin Tarantino.
And given the current culture war in Kansas City and beyond, I guess it's not 'white boy day' after all.
You decide . . .
When Trump wins the white house, then it will be white boy day.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what point the fellow was making, but the "cool pastor" at IHOP line got a chuckle.
ReplyDeletePepper spray hangs low. WILBER!
ReplyDeletethat young woman is in college. She should know that she needs to keep her hands to herself.
ReplyDeleteLooks like another slow news day. The outdated Web 2.0 model has become the Walmart of the Internet so it makes little difference at this point.
ReplyDelete^^^
ReplyDeleteIs that why you're here bright and early every day repeating the same tired shit? Keep sniffing.
No no no it is the Internet of Things now 8:43!
ReplyDeleteCritical thinking is no longer required now that we have Google! And the Trolly Kiosks!
No thanks? What does that mean? Means you ate before you came down here? All full. Is that it? Naw, I don't think so. I think you're too scared to be eatin'. Now, see we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, and you've already given up your shit. I'm still a mystery to you. But I know exactly where your white ass is comin' from. See, if I asked you if you wanted some dinner and you grabbed an egg roll and started to chow down, I'd say to myself, "This motherfucker's carryin' on like he ain't got a care in the world. Who know? Maybe he don't. Maybe this fool's such a bad motherfucker, he don't got to worry about nothin', he just sit down, eat my Chinese, watch my TV." See? You ain't even sat down yet. On that TV there, since you been in the room, is a woman with her breasteses hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look. You just been clockin' me. Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.
ReplyDeleteWhite dudes and chicks wearing dreads are ridiculous. Even blacks who wear it are just nappy.
ReplyDeleteI don't think either one of these two are learning much.
ReplyDeleteWe need better schools.
Hopefully there's one less employed she-boon in SF today.
ReplyDeleteDreadlocks SMELL bad. People with dreadlocks stink. It's a free country (so far) so stink like shit and look like a mental midget if you want to.
ReplyDeleteThat STINK will get you places you need to go in your life. Just wait.
Is it OK if I shoot some hoops in my driveway or is that cultural appropriation?
ReplyDeletesooo...Beyonce..Nikki Minaj et al. can straighten and bleach their hair blonde?
ReplyDeleteLooks to me like the dude is just trying to pass so he can get a chunk of that Coon Privilege. You know, like hiring and firing administrators, being allowed to take exams over until you pass, not having to go to class, smoking crack on campus, claiming the cafeteria food is too white...you know that sort of pandering shit that goes on in todays progressive tax payer funded institutions.
ReplyDeletedid she ask for "some muscle" to clip the White kid's hair?..
ReplyDeleteyou know, like Mizzou employees do.
She will next week after the school awards her a PHD as penance for this white student engaging in systemic racism.
ReplyDeleteIts not "cultural appropriation", its cultural assimilation, which goes both ways, whether you like it or not.
ReplyDeleteDo you want non-Blacks to stop buying Hip/Hop & Rap music?
At the Main Street Cafe, here in Clarksburg, is a white 30 year old who wears dreads & listens to Tech9ine. Like me, he may live here, but he's been everywhere, & naturally, has assimilated some of what he encountered.
Segregation created this separate black culture, which must die, if you want to rise above your current plight. You should want to be assimilated, so to end the current state of systemic racism, or is rising from poverty "acting white"?
to lighten their skin, many black chicks slather anal bleach cream on their faces --
ReplyDeletethe same stuff White girls put on their buttholes..
Cultural appropriation?
Hahahahahaha!!!! niggers mad because stupid white nigger lovers want the same shitty hair as niggers! Hahahahahaha...DAT'S RICH!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShut up Byron you liar
ReplyDeleteFine, I'll give up eating tacos, put all my dress sombreros away and agree to never wear my hear in dreadlocks. In return, I want all the taco eaters, sombrero aficionados and dreadlock wearers (actual and potential) to stop appropriating my culture: no more elevators or escalators, no driving cars and trucks, no x-rays or EKGs or MRIs, and definitely no indoor plumbing or central heating/air conditioning. Last but not least, Obama has to stop playing golf. (OK, since he's half Caucasian he can play nine holes.)
ReplyDelete10:52's point cancels the dreads on whitey heads fuss! Uh huh, every black local teevee newsie has STRAIGHTENED naps. STFU San Fran.!!!
ReplyDeleteFemale newsies, that is. The black guys have Obama bitty burries or Jordan cue ball cuts. None, speak ebonics (on teevee, anyway) is that racist?
ReplyDeleteFunkenshyster it is called racial identity crisis. Mud sharks have the same problem, except they are often fat ugly or mental diva bitches no while man would touch. Only someone with serious issues would want to assimilate into a coon.
ReplyDeleteAs usual, blacks, the tip of the spear in enforcing the soft and now hard tyranny of Political Correctness/Fascism use violence and intimidation. Here is the truth. The ONLY thing that the left and especially blacks understand is superior force and the willingness to use violence in turn.
ReplyDeleteThe correct response, after a few minutes trying to get away from this bitch, is to first, kick that fucking nigger right next to her in the balls and then smash that fucking cunt's face in.
Wish I had better news, but I am telling you, as I have told you before many times. Take up the cudgel the staff, the fist the gun or whatever weapon is necessary to return the violence that is so frequently, as seen in this video (Which is a MILD example of the violence and intimidation Blacks visit upon outnumbered or weak whites in their sights.) to the Fascist/Progressive/BlackLivesMatter/Scum that run this country.
Stop talking, kill the fuckin dialogue and knock that fuckin whore right on her fuckin nigger ass.
So, when Minsky's & Waldo's & Papa Murphy serve up pizza, are they appropriating my ethnic culture? When minorities wear blue pin-stripe suits should wasps protest? Am I allowed to eat tacos? Is it OK to wear green even if you aren't that fond of potatoes for every meal?
ReplyDeleteI do not think that imitation is always the sincerest flattery -- but the great part of our American culture is that we DO get to appropriate all of the cultures of all of the fabric of our crazy-quilt of a nation.
As long as you don't put no kale on my pizza. Some things are just too awful to contemplate!
fuck im scared shitless..i cant do anything about my jew fro ,it is what it is!! guess i best lay low till this all blows over.
ReplyDeleteNeither one of these two are learning anything important. Get them out of there and put in some Asians. Apple needs to step up their game.
ReplyDeleteMore reverse racism.
ReplyDeleteThe guy should have hit that black bitch, right in her big, fat, ugly lips!! Dumb NIGGER...
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ReplyDeleteGiven the first evidence of Dreadlocks was with NEANDERTHAL Man. Then with SPARTAN warriors -- to make them look more ferocious.
I'm all for stamping out cultural appropriation.
SO White Folk - Stop Wear Dreads.
Black Folk - Stope wearing Jeans, using the internet, driving cars, flying in planes, listening to the radio, watching TV...ETC ETC
OK???