TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY TALKER SCOTT PARKS HOSPITALIZED AND SHARES DEETS OF HEALTH SCARE!!!
KMBZ talker Scott Parks just shared this health status update with his many friends and followers moments ago.
Checkit . . .
Message Scott Parks shared on FB: "Well, this was my day. After feeling dizzy at the gym, and nearly fainting on the way home. I decided to lay down. It got worse. JBJB rushed me to the ER. I was given every test under the sun. Even got a Moon River butt plugging . The dizziness, they think, was due to severe dehydration. But my blood work and the Moon River test confirmed I have some internal bleeding. Here we go again....."
I think he means "Moon River Butt PLUNGING" like an enema but there's no telling with the meds.
In any event, our entire TKC BLOG COMMUNITY wishes Scott Park a quick recovery and good health. GET WELL, SOON SCOTT PARKS!!!
"Moon river butt plugging". My guess is he got the term from Dana.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he should put down the Guiness
ReplyDeleteMoon River,
ReplyDeleteWider than a mile.
^^^ thanks grandpa idiot.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely needs to change up his diet.
ReplyDeleteTypical broadcaster. Sees a gym and the though of working up a sweat caused him to shit in his panties and have a nervous breakdown.
ReplyDeleteScott, time to make some changes. Stop even thinking about lifting a cigarette to you mouth. Improve that diet, work out more and try to smile once in awhile. We want you to stick around longer. Spring cleaning time for Scott!
ReplyDeletetold tkc parks and alford keep butt plugs inserted for their entire broadcasts.
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you this. Parks is a lot better than most of the airhead DJs in Kansas City. He's not afraid to tell it like it is! That's what sets him apart.
ReplyDeleteButt plugs? I think that's just scott being cheeky. Get better, brother!
ReplyDeleteSorry I don't give a shit. His show is horrible.
ReplyDeleteI every now and then give it another shot. Normally around the 4:30PM to 5:30PM hour. When Dana acts like a vile Low Information Reporter/Air Head and or Parks acts like a spineless drunk meathead I change the channel.
I normally change it around 5:05PM because seven out of ten times Wright says something stupid or Parks talks about drinking. Then I flip it to Greg Knapp or 810 regretting my choice of giving them another chance.
If you want to piss them off, give Wright and Parks a text message on their stupidity then mention that Knapp's show starts soon. I did this twice and Parks tried to go ballistic on me. I tweeted him two sentence text and I got from him two paragraphs.
They know they alienated A LOT of their old Shanin and Parks and KMBZ's loyal listeners. But their doubling down because they know Wright is too stupid and vapid to do a straight serious political talk show. So like me, more and more listeners are tuning in to see what 710 has to offer.
Maybe he should exercise his brain for a change.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the sick and burned out club of the USA dude.
ReplyDeleteYour not alone.
YOU'RE certainly not.
ReplyDeleteTony:
ReplyDeleteJust to help you out, a gym is a [lace where people go to get exercise.
It's helpful because it gets people a way from their damn computers.
Dana is a silly dumb chick. She married Ketz for money. Everybody knows that. I hope to god she is not as dumb as she acts on the radio. If she is..... Chris is a settler. You have seen them on TV.!
ReplyDeleteZak Burns missing another pet GERBIL ?
ReplyDeleteI'm HERE!!!! I heard there was a butt that needed plugging, plunging, and rimming....DOCTOR is in the house to take care of EVERYTHING!!!!
ReplyDelete*yawn*
ReplyDeleteByron is right. The media didn't give a fuck last year when I had a heart attack.
ReplyDeleteParks is suffering from having to listen to and work with a freaking hyena, that's all.
Did he die? Too bad
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