TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION SUNDAY NIGHT NEAR EAST PATROL!!!



Amid election season, this evening we're reminded of the constant violence on Kansas City streets that continues no matter which politico claims victory.

To wit . . .

THANKS TO TKC TIPSTERS WHO SENT WORD OF THE CRIME SCENE KANSAS CITY KILLING INVESTIGATION IN THE VICINITY OF EAST PATROL THIS EVENING!!!

A Kansas City East Side resident says:

"So much for East Patrol being the cure-all to violence. The building is a cover for much more sinister purposes . . . It's also noteworthy to mention that this is exactly one block east of the shooting that killed Jimmy, owner of The Green Duck . . . Also directly in front of the house of an 'elder' belonging to the church that touted this construction project."

East Patrol came in $20 MILLION over budget and was widely touted by some community leaders and politicos but met with widespread cynicism and some protest from neighbors.

Meanwhile, on the first day of Spring it seems that a temporary halt to the local murder count now threatens to escalate.

Developing . . .

Updated with this info: "Your tipster last night who reported the "death investigation" near East Patrol pulled out their "Jump to Conclusions Mat" when they saw crime scene tape.

"No death occurred and it was an assault with possible evidence outside. A lot of the time police put up crime scene tape as a mere barrier to keep pedestrians away rather than other speculation by the public."

Comments

  1. I guess Trump doesn't have a solution here. I don't blame him, Sly's plan didn't work.

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  2. Just cost more money.

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  3. First day of spring and we all know that blood makes the grass grow.

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  4. one blog east?

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  5. Yes dumbass...exactly one blog east of the shooting that killed Jimmy

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  6. Should read A Kansas City West Side blogger says:

    LMAO!

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  7. Dude you have to make shit up if you want to survive in this business.

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  8. exactly one blog east of the shooting that killed Jimmy?

    They got blogs over there?

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  9. Are there still black people around East Patrol? Then there will still be murders.

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  10. If Tony wants to make shit up and say it's from someone on the east side that's his right. It's his block! I mean blog.

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  11. Heinz 57 blog3/20/16, 9:40 PM

    Is a blog a black Dog, like an African American dog? Sorry, Im not up on Ebonics. Son, go ax your mother.

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  12. Are we still paying of that 20 million radio system that was gonna cost 8 million?

    NO MORE E TAX!!!

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  13. No to etax...police aren't doing their job.

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  14. Lots of murders are done in-house. Jimmy was getting ready to, what?, retire? Sell his business? Sell his house?

    People around here can figure this one out.

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  15. ahh man, the green duck was my favorite watering hole.i was a regular.id get off work head over there,have a few then head on home to lenexa.

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  16. Killum Up.......Killa City

    Murder City USA........

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  17. Bear needs new material..get to work Bear

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  18. Bear is sad man who looks like puffy john denver with an ear ring. He no make me laugh.

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  19. nobody is ever shot in KC. This is a place of peace in the Midwest.

    You assholes need help.

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  20. I liked the way Tony made up this East Kansas City resident tipster thing.

    Brilliant! What blog did this happen at again?

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  21. Obama's America...

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  22. Your KC Tax Dollars at Work!


    no e tax!

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