The most important job for a Kansas City weather lady is to be hot.
Global climate change is scary enough without the news reminding TKC about the circle of life.
Today's example . . .
KMBC: Congratulations to Meteorologist Erin Little and family on birth of baby girl!
Again, news hotties aren't supposed to have fulfilling family lives. Instead they're supposed to breakdance in miniskits.
And give cameras the 'come hither' gaze whilst offering grunting sounds during promos . . .
Kalee Dionee is Kansas City's greatest example of hotness on her way to a bigger, better media market . . .
Call it bitterness because nobody ever wanted to spawn with TKC . . . But wholesome kindness and respect for families has no place in the news now that a reality show kingpin is going to be the boss of the U.S. of A and fire all the Mexicans.
And so . . .
THAT'S ENOUGH ERIN LITTLE!!! ALL BREEDING AND THE IMPLIED RAVAGES THAT MOTHERHOOD INFLICTS ON THE FEMALE FORM MUST BE HIDDEN FROM KANSAS CITY TV AUDIENCES WHO ONLY WATCH THE WEATHER IN ORDER TO SEE NEWSIES GIGGLE AND JIGGLE WITH EXCITEMENT BECAUSE OF INCREASED AIRTIME!!!
On the other hand, this kind of attitude among so many news watchers might be why KMBC got sued by so many of of their lady newsies once their Logan's Run hotness indicator was well past over-due.
More in a bit . . .
Erin Little used to be super hot, but her old man turned her into a breeding heffer and she now looks like the female version of Mike Mahoney. Talk about bare feet and in the kitchen. Whew! her old man doesn't have anything to worry about now.
ReplyDeleteHe sure doesn't.
ReplyDeleteShe is pulling down some fine bucks pimpin' the weather and he's sitting at home jackin' it to monkey porn, and waiting for her to get home so he can breed her again.
Nice gig, if you can get it.
WTF man. Trolling for losers Tony? ^^^^^^
ReplyDeleteMust be a surprise that you get comments like this from guys with BMI's north of 40 eating Doritos and hanging on your next post.
Fucking loser.
Shut up. She is hot preggo or not.
ReplyDeleteRun runner.....
ReplyDelete2:14 Sorry man! Didn't have any idea she is your fat assed sister.
ReplyDeleteYep, 'sports' guys with bellies way over belts, chins on chins, jowlies and sweaty brows year round....uh sure Rock Chalk and Tomahawk Chop!!!
ReplyDeleteYa know who you are...coaches and couch surfers, bleacher butts, and tailgate tubbies.
When you compare whatever the men bring with what the broads bring to the party the men are still light years ahead in the game. Broads who don't like it can hang out on Plenty of Fish where they can mooch for drinks and meals while playing hard to get and telling the world they know how to handle men.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that make now? 5? 6?
ReplyDeleteKalie Dionne should be next up on the baby maker list. I predict kid by Feb.'17
ReplyDeleteCan I get Kalee pregnant if I cum up her butt????
ReplyDeleteI don't watch Channel 9 in the moorning because Donna Pittman is a nasty dirty slimy pussy lickig cunt face.
ReplyDeleteI'f fuck Kalee Dionne in her ass. Then cum all over her face and tits. I'd even let that new Ch. 9 weekend morning weather girl watch.
ReplyDeleteErin is a great weather WOMAN. You idiots don't get sarcasm at all.
ReplyDelete@7:59. You're a loser.
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