Mellisa Clarke And Kansas City Morning Links



We took just a bit of a midweek pause in order to work on a few other items (x-box) this morning and now we're back to checking the local news. For now, here are some of the most important links that mainstream media has to offer inspired by Mellisa Clarke hotness and our dedication to the local discourse. Take a peek:

Kansas City Morning Urban Core Crash
Occupants of vehicle flee after it rolls over on 40th and Prospect
Show-Me Prison Industrial Complex Options
2 inmates suggest gas chamber as possible execution method
Gun Rights Discount For The Holidays
Mo. sheriff lowers price of permit so citizens can defend themselves in increasingly violent nation/world
Tragic X-mas Allegations
KC mother accused of abusing infant son
Golden Ghetto Crime Continues . . .
Four accused of using stolen identities to purchase iPhones in Johnson County
Hoping Santa Runs A Pharmacy
Metro mom laments theft of Christmas gifts, but more concerned with missing medications
Local Lunch Options
Columbus Park Ramen Shop is as good as eat-it-and-beat-it food gets
And this is the OPEN THREAD for right now . . .

Comments

  1. "We took just a bit of a midweek pause ..."

    Your pay will be docked accordingly.

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  2. Lowering ccw permits in Osceola, I'm there dude!

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  3. My eat-it-and-beat-it food is a Totino's pizza while I try and remember my Bangbrothers password.

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  4. Car rolls over at 40th and Prospect and all the occupants (see NIGGERS) leave the scene. Can you imagine the task of finding these NIGGERS in that shit hole of Kansas City?

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  5. Don't worry, folks! Things are safer than they've ever been in Kansas City. With a new Aldi's 'grocery store' at 39th Prospect, nirvana wasn't too far behind according to local politicians and cheerleaders. Be patient, it's coming... just not today or in the near future. Now back to your regularly scheduled propaganda, urban gunfights, stray bullets and now high speed police pursuits.

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