Kansas City Film Critics Debut Top Pix 2015!!!



The Kansas City Film Critics Circle is the 2nd oldest critical review community in the nation and tonight they met to deliver their movie pix of the year which offers a nice viewing guide for d-bags pretending to enjoy the company of their families for the holiday season.

Dystopian action movies and bear rape dominate the selection of cinema from Kansas City movie snobs.

Certainly worth consideration amid a season of peace that even the Pope is calling a sham.

Take a look:



BEST PICTURE: Mad Max: Fury Road

ROBERT ALTMAN AWARD FOR BEST DIRECTOR: George Miller – Mad Max: Fury Road

BEST ACTOR: Leonardo DiCaprio – The Revenant

BEST ACTRESS: Charlize Theron – Mad Max: Fury Road

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Michael Shannon – 99 Homes

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Alicia Vikander – Ex Machina

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: Josh Singer and Tom McCarthy – Spotlight

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: Charles Randolph and Adam McKay – The Big Short

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE: Inside Out

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM: Phoenix (Germany)

BEST DOCUMENTARY: Amy

VINCE KOEHLER AWARD FOR BEST SCIENCE FICTION, FANTASY or HORROR FILM: Ex Machina
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Skilled digital denizens should be able to stream or watch clip highlights of all these flicks without paying a dime . . . Or maybe just watch equally entertaining prank clips on Youtube.

And that should keep us busy for the overnight and countdown to inevitable X-mas disappointment.

Hopefully, we'll have more BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE NEWS, discourse & good stuff for the morning update: STAY TUNED!!!

Comments

  1. suprisingly free of porn, good that kc keeps it classy.

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  2. Best Disability Scam Man... Byron Funkhouser and wife. He is a pro!

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  3. The Kansas City Atheist Coalition has no position on these matters.

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  4. Coward 1:28

    The reason you don't you use your name is because you know you are committing a crime.

    This is disgusting nonsense. You haven't seen our medical records. You haven't examined my eyes, or my wife's hands, but you know because of your special powers that we are scamming.

    Your absolute assholeness is only exceeded by your stupidity.

    You're an asshole for assuming we're crooks.
    You're an asshole for insulting a woman (but, since you read this blog ...)

    Why do you think about me every night. Its creepy.

    Anon 1:28 for the BIGGEST PUSSY.

    When are you going to be a real man & give my wife a fair chance to kick your chicken shit little ass.

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  5. Pretty good reply. I think many people assume those on disability are scammers. If you look at how little money they actually get and all the trouble they had to get approved you'd realize most cases are legit.

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  6. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Look asshole he is a scammer and your attempts to back up funky shit makes you look just like him.

    1:28 didn't break any laws, so another time that trouser snake eater is wrong.

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  7. Sure there are a lot of people legitimately disabled. But big companies often put their jerks, alcoholics and those they think might go postal on their company disability. Then their attorneys get these people on social security disability so they can lower the company paid disability. Then there are those low lifes who would simply rather not work. In some poor, rural areas getting on disability SS is a like winning the lottery.

    After the economy tanked in 2008 the disability roles shot up as many of the unemployed moved to disability.

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  8. No porn? Fuck these sissy movies.

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  9. There are film critics in Kansas City?

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