KANSAS CITY AMATEUR NIGHT: FEAR TOP 5 COWTOWN NEW YEAR'S EVE DANGERS!!!



Tonight there's a vast array of danger confronting those brave souls venturing out onto Kansas City streets in order to party the last night of the year away.

To wit . . .

CHECK THE TOP 5 KANSAS CITY DANGERS FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE 2015!!!

109 KCMO murders this year (so far) proves that there are a great many ways to die in this town but here's a bit of news gathering evidence that trouble confronts local party people who aren't careful.

Take a look:

Kansas City Ride Share Price Surging Tech Could Break The Bank For New Year 2016


An important note about holiday transit from one of our readers who will be helping cart around drunks tonight . . .

"It's business as usual tonight. We will have around 450 Yellow Cabs and 10/10 Taxi cabs on the streets. Customers can contact us by phone, text or through our zTrip app.

"There's no surge pricing, just the regular low rate. Uber has been advising their drivers they will be jacking up their prices by 500%.

Happy New Year!"

Speaking of drinking . . .

Don't Drink The Kansas City "Roofie Colada" Offered By Local Creepers


Desperate KCMO women looking to start anew make easy targets for creepers. Save the heartache and buy your own overpriced, watered down drinks directly from the horrible bartenders.

Fear KCMO Party District Rioting


For many horrible people in KC, it's not really a party until something is lit on fire . . . Accordingly, this year Kansas City Entertainment Districts confronted a great many shootings, fights and riots. Violence tonight wouldn't be a surprise and it's always important to outsmart combatants by understanding the danger.

Celebratory Gunfire Endangers Just About All Kansas City Neighborhoods


More than a few innocent people have been killed by random gunfire in Kansas City. This year authorities are asking locals to spare neighbors from dangerous gun blasts announcing the New Year.

Kansas City Police Stepping Up Patrols On This Cowtown Amateur Night


Most people welcome more police on local streets but the urge to drive drunk and get into trouble is always increased over the holidays. Fair warning . . . Kansas City police will be stepping up their presence on local streets in order to protect innocent people from some of the more angry drunks. So driving while impaired really shouldn't be an option for locals.

As always, we advise readers to celebrate safely in their basement or wherever . . . Hopefully, more later . . .

Comments

  1. Capt'n Obvious12/31/15, 4:16 PM

    Live your life, don't be a dick and you'll be fine hopefully. No point in being scared or living in fear.

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  2. Don't be a dick? Don't act like Byron, you will be fine.

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  3. Wonder how many the cops will kill tonight?

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  4. 5. Niggers!
    4. Niggers!
    3. Niggers!
    2. Niggers!
    1. Niggers!

    Happy nig year!

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  5. Avoid Negros ! Also get your CCW !

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  6. Street rumor has it the bear is actively looking for Tonys basement. He has rented a potty pumper full of poo poo and plans on pumping Tonys pad full of the smelly poo.

    Word.

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  7. There will be no shortage of idiots acting up tonight.

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  8. Avoid Westport and you will be fine.

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    1. Avoid negros and you will be fine

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  9. New year's eve is always a joke in Kansas City. The people who actually go out to restaurants and bars are some of the worst in town. They drink too much, talk too loud and usually make a fool of themselves. Real people, KC people have friends and family they hang with and they don't shoot off their guns in the middle of the night.

    But I respect the list, it's a pretty good look at the people who make KC such a shit hole every other day of the year.

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  10. Shut up and do your job KC12/31/15, 5:59 PM

    ^^^^^
    Shut up and get my drink. And don't go an bitch on the Internet about my tip. If you don't like it be a real man and say if to my face.

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  11. What the hell? You mean of all nights of the year it's not free federal overtime for all at KCPD? You mean there isn't an all out effort to stop 6892 cars, make 14 DUI arrests, pickup 4 people on traffic warrants, arrest 5 for mooning officers and 7 for farting without a parade permit? Boy how law enforcement goes right out the window when the boys in blue want to party it up.

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  12. Don't forget red light cameras coming up next year. That'll really make KC something like a police state.

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  13. Only because I have strong faith in the KC Douchebag Association....I will make the following prediction:

    KCMO will end the year with 111 or more homicides!!!!!

    Isn't the recent year record 111? I'm thinking at least a tie is in order.

    Getting ready to leave now just about 7:00PM, but will expect to read on TKC sometime over the weekend that my prediction came true.

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  14. ^^^^
    Avoid the smell of white trash.

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  15. Went into one of KC's premiere restaurants last night. Joint was packed with noisy hipsters. Decided to get the fuck out before they started throwing up.

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