Over-hyped Kansas City BBQ has now met his match with a much more convenient, lower calorie and better brisket sandwich.
To wit . . .
KANSAS CITY BBQ HAS BEEN SHAMED BY STARBUCKS GIVEN THE FAR BETTER OFFERING!!!
Link to accompany the promo pic . . .
Slow-cooked beef brisket with smoky BBQ sauce, Gordon Biersch beer-braised onions and Sonoma Jack™ cheese, then layer it on toasted sourdough bread to give you the ultimate taste of San Francisco.
Of course the reviews have been mixed and quick service restaurant industry insiders really see this as an affront to Subway and McDonald's . . .
However . . .
THE STARBUCKS BBQ SANDWICH OFFERS A VIABLE ALTERNATIVE TO NASTY KANSAS CITY BBQ JOINTS!!!
Don't get it twisted . . . Most local bbq tastes like cardboard and I'm sure this is no exception . . . However, Starbucks is slightly cleaner, with much more friendly staff and far less attitude than Kansas City bbq joints . . . Even better, there no enduring any of the dumb opinions about politics, life and sauce from locals at Starbucks in a stark contrast to so many horrible homespun places that easily run $50 a pop for a two person lunch. Sure, there a few hobos to navigate away from . . . BUT . . . Here's the main advantage of Starbucks BBQ . . . Denizens of the chain coffee place can put on headphones and tune out everyone for infinite and far better entertainment opinions available online . . . Most local Starbucks are equipped with Google Fiber.
For these reasons . . . Starbucks BBQ is a much better option than far more arrogant and overrated Kansas City options.
You decide . . .
Evaluate your priorities and be nicer to people.
ReplyDeleteDon't be a prick TKC!
Does Starbucks BBQ taste as burned as their coffee?
ReplyDeleteStill better than the roaches @ Arthur Bryant's
ReplyDeleteGeared toward millennial's with rich parents!
ReplyDeleteShh, you're supposed to say they worked hard and managed their money well.
ReplyDeleteI live in LA where the sun is hot and the ladies are even hotter. Everyone is a model and a DJ here and I'm just tryna find a good bagel.
ReplyDeleteRoasterie still TOPS, various favorites- -and french press ALWAYS then Shatto full cream, NO SWEETENER.
ReplyDeleteStarbucks is for crap. Their sawdust beans are over roasted, thus 'burnt' tasting. Bulk processed, shipped, warehoused with the minimum oils remaining is a profit mechanism. Oils are volatile, can degrade in handling and storage. The oils factor into flavor, so give me the local, fresher, artisan bean instead.
Wendy's has THE best coffee if you can get a fresh pot. And bbq? That would either be my mom or Smokestack
ReplyDeleteYou cant get a decent sandwhich with counter service for less than 14 bucks. Anyone whose ever waited tables in this evil city knows kansas city loves to see working people crushed
ReplyDeleteKind of shocked by how pointless and bad this blog post is.
ReplyDeleteGive it time 937, it will get worse.
DeleteMan there is a lot of hate on TKC tonight.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for the return of the Polar Bear. This could get interesting.
Tony hate seems to be trending !
ReplyDeleteThis is opinions, jokes and stories of people, places and things KC (or near enough).
ReplyDelete9:37 so your bitchy 2 cents ain't adding shit....go twirl your pompoms, shout a cheer elsewhere.
Take 9:55 with ya.
When 955 said, "it will get worse" he/she no doubt had the morons like 1040 in mind. And 1040 is definitely far more tolerable than the gutter slime that normally comments.
DeleteSounds like some bullshit artisan hipster BBQ being sold by a company that supports La Cuca Raza & the kc scholars. Move out of your mom's basement & get a real job. Move out of the KC metro while you're at since since you hate both the city and the golden ghetto.
ReplyDeleteTony Botello continues to sink with more pointless blogs.... Developing.... Into a bigger loser
ReplyDeleteFor a guy who hangs out eating all that Mexican mule shit, I doubt you are ever going to give as much as a blow job on the food channel Buttholio
ReplyDeleteShh, nobody tell the commenters that they're the real entertainment. They get are the ones who crack me up.
ReplyDeleteKC bbq is shite. ANYTHING is better.
ReplyDeleteCould you take my penis out of your mouth and speak with clarity?
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