Kansas City Tourist Trap Guide



I always wonder if they intentionally exclude people of color when they design theses things . . . Just to mislead anybody dumb enough to believe this is what Kansas City really looks like;

Check it:

"Visit KC, Kansas City’s Official Visitors Guide, is the place to find lists of city attractions, shopping, dining, accommodations, maps and a detailed calendar of events. View the 2015 edition in three ways: online, with the iPad app or you can order a free print copy."

And, as usual, other than the obligatory 18th & Vine mention . . . There's not much included East of Troost.

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Comments

  1. Yeah, any picture of Kansas City, without a NIGGER in it, is a lie.

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  2. They are excluded because niggers like Byron can't roam among normal people and socialize while behaving themselves.

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  3. Tony Says: "And, as usual, other than the obligatory 18th & Vine mention . . . There's not much included East of Troost."

    Ok Tony...Other than Swope Park (Starlight & Zoo), and a couple of iconic BBQ joints, NAME ONE REAL TOURIST ATTRACTION EAST OF TROOST.

    PLEASE.

    NAME ONE.

    WAITING.

    STILL WAITING...

    NOTHING?

    Lemme know when you think of something...K?

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  4. Looks like a lovely evening on the Plaza...

    That is, until you walk out and find your car bashed in because some ghetto animal has smashed the hood in, then stands there laughing because they know that, like the silver back gorilla, they're a protected species...

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  5. Our ghetto "Youth" (AKA: Animals, Thugs, Bitches, Suspects, etc) love coming to the Plaza. They can steal, do property damage, cause issues for retailers and patrons...AND KNOW than pretty much nothing will happen to them.

    Plaza Security isn't going to touch them. They KNOW all the have to do is look at them wrong, and they PULL THE RACE CARD...and it's career over.

    It's a free for all...and they know it.

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  6. Blind Kansas City Justice Bluesman5/13/15, 9:36 AM

    Let's sing to the tune of that great hit from the 50's Kansas City

    I’m going to Kansas City,
    Kansas City, here I come
    I’m going to Kansas City,
    Kansas City, I’m bringing my gun
    I hear they got crazy brothers there
    And I’m going to ice me one

    I might hop a freight train
    I might hijack a plane
    But if I have to carjack a honkey
    I am going get their just the same
    I’m going to Kansas City,
    Kansas City, I’m bringing my gun

    I’m standing on the corner of 18th & Vine
    With my Kansas Baby and my Glock 9
    I’m going to Kansas City,
    Kansas City, I’m bring my gun
    I hear they got crazy brothers there
    And I’m going to ice me one

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  7. Perhaps a better photo would have been one showing the Mayor of a major US city, diving into the bushes to avoid gunfire erupting from his own kind.

    And you wonder why there is no Negros in that photo.....

    Check the folk that come to the Plaza on a weekend. They are from rural Missouri, Iowa, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Arkansas. Most have never seen a negro and don't want to.

    And you call bear racist bigot.

    Whatever.....

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  8. Can you even imagine how wonderful life would be if you had truly "never even seen a negro"? Kinda like missing out on viewing a pile of freshly steaming shit.

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  9. Their just just showing the city as is should be, not as it really is

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  10. What would you have them include?

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