It's Earth Day and there are a great many opportunities for Kansas City residents to get involved and help save the planet.
With the help of our TKC Blog community . . .
WE CELEBRATE EARTH DAY BY REALIZING THAT THE PLANET IS DYING THANKS TO GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE!!!
As always, here's a bit of Earth Day evidence that no other media outlet DARES explore and our morning top 5 . . .
Global Climate Change And Infrastructure Neglect Floods Kansas City Streets
It's not just the sky that's falling, the polar ice caps are melting and that means water will keep rising on local streets . . . This tragic trend isn't made better by the fact that KCMO has made little progress fixing storm sewers and water infrastructure despite a federal mandate. Luckily, more taxes and higher fees still won't complete the work.
Weather Extremes Are The New Hotness
Enjoy these two weeks of Spring . . . And then weather goes back to a desert climate and then a frozen tundra.
Coming Soon: KCMO Hot Summer Nights
There is nothing like 100 degree overnight weather that usually sets the stage for a great deal of shooting and all kinds of human misery.
Kansas City Weather Newsies Shrink
Kalee Dionne is Kansas City's top half-pint newsie cutie . . . And while she is now the Queen of Kansas City weather . . . Without Global Climate Change . . . Maybe she could have grown to full size.
Kiss The Kansas Aquifer Goodbye
Kansas is quickly running out of water and all of those well-manicured Golden Ghetto lawns aren't helping things.
Sadly, not so long ago a veteran Kansas City weather newsie compared Global Climate Change alarmists to Hitler and so a real discussion of the consequences of the planet dying is a forbidden local topic. On the bright side, given that KCMO is stuck between two GOP solidly Red States . . . This town might be better prepared to cope with a vast cultural and environmental wasteland.
Developing . . .
Need a better photo of Kalee. She is top talent.
ReplyDeleteI've surfed our local "big five" this morning (Star-Fox-KCTV-KSHB-KMBC)and yup without a doubt it is a slow and boring news day.
ReplyDeleteThen let us not discount the powerful effect of the pavement ape, sheboon and niglet. All that mouth breathing and chicken frying takes a toll.
ReplyDeleteEarth Day has pretty much been reduced to just a couple words on the calender.
ReplyDeleteErin Little KMBC weather girl is Smokin Hot!!!
ReplyDeleteKale need to sit at the kids table
We are doomed and the only thing that will save tourism is the guillotine
ReplyDeletePLEASE NOTE:
ReplyDeleteYour repeated use of the phrase "climate change", liberal's reincarnation of the discredited global warming, makes your entire post suspect.
KC streets flood because it's political leaders would rather chase unicorns and Toy Trains than concentrate on basic infrastructure. It's a disgrace.
Kate Upton nude in Antarctica, I don't see the problem.
Kalee Dion is a phenomenon of "condensation"!!!!
Ogalala translates from the Sioux as "tears from a virgin who rides Sitting Bull many moons."
Winter of 1978-9. Summer of 1980. Oh yeah. The climate has lately taken a change for the dramatic!
ReplyDeleteTony, other than loosing your blog I doubt the universe will suffer on iota if Earth dies. In fact it will likely be better off. I only need one more steak dinner and a good piece of ass and as far as I care the meltdown can begin. The significance of this planet is only related to those who are killing it off anyway.
ReplyDeleteJesus was going to come anyway
ReplyDeleteJOCO gets its water from a river, not the aquifer.
ReplyDeleteKalee Dion tit-tays.....yummy....
ReplyDeleteJesus is not coming. He's just breathing hard.
ReplyDeleteKalee grew in the important parts of her body that is needed for her job.
ReplyDeleteWhile the watermelons celebrate Earth Day by strewing trash all over the National Mall, they can make it a twofer by celebrating Lenin's birthday anniversary too. Why not, they're pretty much the same thing!
ReplyDeleteBob, Green is the new Red.
ReplyDeleteJesus changed his mind. No one here that can be saved anyway.
ReplyDelete3.5% Economic Growth is not sustainable and in fact insane. To discontinue filling trash heaps requires a different way doing things. Don't expect SEIU to have the answer. It just can't be discussed in six second soundbites
ReplyDeleteThe only weather change thats really going to hurt Kansas City is when it heats up niggers get more active. Must have something to do with where they came from.
ReplyDelete10:03, interesting definition of Ogalala or the alternative Oglala. However the word originates from a Lakota word for "throws dirt". The story being that a woman threw dirt on her privates to keep her man from mating with her.
ReplyDeleteJust shut the fuck up 206 you backwater shit sack.
ReplyDeleteThere ain't no kinda climate change happening.
ReplyDeleteAll them scientists are in the pocket of Obammy.
The Hannity fellow told me this and I reckon he's done the book learning on the weather and such.
2:49 where are your facts to prove them wrong?
ReplyDeletePercy "Crowfoot" Jacktarr: Ask for your money back from the on-line creative writing course. It did not help.
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