TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY NORTHLAND POWER BROKER BODYBUILDER CHRIS BYRD DIES SUDDENLY UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES!!!
Chairman of the Northland Chamber of Commerce Chris Byrd died suddenly this week and mainstream media is too scared to mention this FACT REPORTED FIRST by our blog community.
Last night his obit hit the Internets.
However . . .
WHILE OUR TKC BLOG COMMUNITY MOURNS HIS PASSING . . . IT'S A PUBLIC SERVICE TO MENTION THE GOSSIP ACROSS THE BRIDGE ABOUT THE CAUSE OF THE BULKY BODYBUILDER DUDE'S DEMISE!!!
To wit . . .
Mr. Byrd was dedicated professional, a family man BUT undoubtedly a gym rat who lost a lot of weight over the years but then seemed to go to the opposite extreme in putting on muscle.
Now . . .
FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS SPECULATE THAT THE SEEMINGLY EARLY AND UNEXPECTED DEATH AT ONLY 46 YEARS-OLD MIGHT BE RELATED TO HOW THE NORTHLAND MUSCLE MAN GOT SO RIPPED!!!
This chatter is a FACT about the young, dead dude and isn't intended to be salacious but SHOULD give fellow gym rats a moment of pause in the quest for bodybuilding dominance.
In lieu of flowers memorial contributions may be made to Christopher W. Byrd Memorial Fund, C/O Platte Valley Bank.
Developing . . .
A good man.
ReplyDeleteAnd much better than eating donuts, burritos and drinking Mountain Dew.
Dude.
May be, but he's still dead at 46.
ReplyDeleteInteresting,
ReplyDeleteHe had a gofundme site for some belly fat removal.
http://www.gofundme.com/Chris-Byrds-Surgery
One wonders why a practicing lawyer would have to beg for cosmetic surgery funds.
Is the implication that he O.D.'d on steroids or something?
ReplyDeleteYou don't get that ripped doing jumping jacks. Dudes need to be careful when lifting heavy metal.
ReplyDeleteLooks pretty old to be young... ijs.
ReplyDelete7:55 AM Lawyers are broke and unemployable just like the rest of us. If it weren't for the public perception that lawyers were so smart, they wouldn't be smart at all. That's why they go the way of public begging.
ReplyDeleteLike Johnny Carson used to say ... now that's some wild stuff.
ReplyDeleteGlazer does the same thing sucking down the roids. Good maybe we have hope and he will kick the bucket as well.
ReplyDeleteTrue Glazer does do the roids and makes no attempt to hide it. Maybe his heart will explode as well. Funny how men will ruin themselves just so they at 60 can claim they fucked a stripper or a twenty something bimbo that none of the rest of us would care to nail in the first place.
ReplyDeleteShame. I knew Chris Byrd and sorry to hear he passed so young. Thanks for passing the word.
ReplyDeleteA really good guy, shame that he's gone.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't the guy they found 5 days in the porta pottie is it?
ReplyDeleteLOL 12:21 real current on local news.
ReplyDeleteI knew Him and he was a great guy . He worked out like a hard core bodybuilder not a fat ass like Tony D Bag.
ReplyDeleteKind of Jim Fix death, sad, good advice is to pace yourself!
ReplyDeleteSure great guys all dope up on roids. Tony lost weight bet he didn't use roids.
ReplyDeletecaught you deleting comments again, Tony.
ReplyDeleteI remember it saying that slandering the reputation of a dead man was really doing the Lord's work and how proud you must be.
I saw it and now it's gone.
So your Free Speech claims are a lie.
I've been following this story and not seen any deleted comments. Maybe Blogger fucked you. Look Einstein if you enter the letters wrong and don't check to see that you didn't your post won't show stupid.
ReplyDelete@1:29 doesn't know how to use the Internet. Maybe it's the roids!
ReplyDeleteAnd if TKC deleted your previous comment (he didn't) then why doesn't he delete the current one? It's a little early to be drinking, isn't it?
Go do some bench presses out the ass!
I think it's a good time to discuss this city's substance use. The rich get better shit and they always do. It really doesn't cost a lot of money to kill yourself, just keep at your own pace.
ReplyDeleteTony doesnt delete, it is blogger not playing nice with adblock.
ReplyDeleteWe post anything legal we want here, always has been
Not going to comment on the cause of death as if...., but I will salute him as he BOOTED Tony Reinhart, FORD lobbyist from the Northland Regional Chamber of Commerce in 2014. Chris had a set and everyone knew it, so sad to see a good man leave us.
ReplyDeleteROIDS
ReplyDeleteCheck that forehead.
BWHAHAwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Didn't know the man, but 11:59 is the best comment of the bunch.
ReplyDeleteI worked out at the same gym. It may be the roids but he was a hard working man. Nice as can be.
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