Kansas City has tragically focused on good times for upper-class lawyers and snobby social drinkers celebrating the JJ's comeback.
And amid all this happy talk . . . It's time for a TKC BLOG COMMUNITY REALITY CHECK that should ruin the celebration or at least give local media denizens some perspective on the propaganda disguised as news.
To wit . . .
CHECK THE TOP 5 REASONS TO HATE THE JJ'S COMEBACK AMID KANSAS CITY MEDIA CHEERLEADING!!!
You Never Dined @ JJ's To Begin With . . .
The high-class hole-in-the-wall was a failing restaurant at best before the blast. It was dark, snobby and HORRIBLY OVERPRICED. Recent photos reveal that it might be a bit lighter inside which may or may not benefit customers.
JJ's Fare Was Never That Great . . .
Given the culinary diversity of the Plaza, JJ's was always kind of bland and uninspiring like a great many of their guests.
Mayor Sly's Former Hangout Doesn't Hold Much Allure . . .
On the night of the tragic blast Mayor Sly went ON AND ON about how he used to hangout at JJ's . . . I'm sure sipping expensive scotch with Mayor Sly sounds nice at first but any disagreement will end with him getting really angry and probably yelling a bit if reports from Brookside are any indication. Also, Mayor Sly doesn't have as many friends as he did back when the JJ's tragedy first took place.
Kansas City Elite Lawyers Don't Really Like Their Clientele
Again, let's get back to the reality of this place . . . It's a high-end restaurant on the Plaza standing in the shadow of Kansas City's most powerful law firm . . . These aren't happy, go-lucky people who want to expand their horizons and meet new people . . . JJ's has always been a pool for sharks looking to get paid. Nothing seems to have changed.
Nobody Has Really Taken Responsibility For The Deadly JJ's Blast Other Than An Old And Busted City Hall Fax Machine
The top reasons to hate the JJ's comeback is because there has been very little public accountability for the deadly blast and NOTHING to assure Kansas City residents that something similar won't happen again. The good vibes and happy talk obscure public safety concerns amid a quiet settlement last night followed by nothing but celebratory coverage.
For these reasons and so many more . . . Realize that JJ's reopening isn't really news but part of the overall media tendency to dictate local priorities.
Sweet red shirt worn by Sly. Where can I get one?
ReplyDeleteYa didn't mention that fucking earring JJ always wears. It's all Indian Turquoise and shit, I bet he is no more Native American than Elizabeth Warren.
ReplyDeleteBack in the day, you could do a lotta coke in the bathroom with everybody, it kinda fuckd up the foo d sales but got ya home with a belly full of liquor and a lawyers wife. tuff hangovers
JJ's coke bar? Now I would celebrate THAT
ReplyDeleteHate is large here, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteWhatever floats your boat, I guess.
Tony's Top Five Reasons To Hate Today's Elitist JJ's Grand Reopening Blast!!!
ReplyDeleteI wasn't invited.
I hate my life.
People mock me behind my back constantly.
I hate decent food.
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THE CITY I CANNOT LEAVE OH THE MISERY THE CEASELESS WEEPING NEVER ENDS
922, funny.
ReplyDelete9:22 is on the money....Tony's hating because he thinks he's a media outlet... lol... keep copy and pasting dum dum.
ReplyDelete9<46 keep coming back for the news you condescending asshole
ReplyDeleteThis posting is OUTSTANDING!!!!
ReplyDeleteStraight talk like this is what we SHOULD BE seeing from local media! TKC has the guts to tell the TRUTH and stand for the average citizen.
It made me giggle, that's all I ask.
ReplyDeleteWhy wasn't Jimmy JJ Walker invited?
ReplyDeleteI got lot's of pussy at the Old JJ's.
ReplyDeleteI plan on getting lot's of pussy at the New JJ's.
Ladies, I have a big cock, plenty of money and some really good coke. Let's party.
Hey 6:28: Is that you Glazer?
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