Credit where it's due . . . Mayor and City Council FINALLY figured a way to price gouge the not-so-great people of Johnson County (other than the E-Tax, of course) . . .
And so . . .
TODAY'S THE LAST DAY TO ORDER ROYALS AVE. SIGNS FROM CITY HALL!!!
Sad to see that such a tech savvy Mayor couldn't find anybody to create a simple PayPal form for City Hall . . . Was Global Prairie too busy??? The E-mail order form is a bit low rent. Nevertheless, these signs will be decorating crappy basements in JoCo for many years and will certainly create a nice bump in local revenue that'll most certainly be wasted on the Toy Train streetcar.
Check it:
Royals Ave. Sign
Thank you, Kansas City, for your interest in our “Royals Ave” replica street signs. The signs are made of the same metal as regular KCMO city street signs, but they are a bit smaller at 6×18 inches.
Each sign costs $30 and must be paid for in cash when you pick it up. You may order by email. The deadline for ordering is Friday, Oct. 31 at 3pm.
Send your name, contact info and quantity requested to: communications@kcmo.org. Please put “royals sign” in the subject line. You will be contacted with pickup information within the next few days.
Part of the proceeds benefit Major League Baseball’s RBI initiative, Reviving Baseball in Inner Cities, which partners with the City’s Parks and Recreation Department.
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You can find fault in the most benign crap.
ReplyDeleteCurious to why.
Major League Baseball’s RBI initiative, Reviving Baseball in Inner Cities, which partners with the City’s Parks and Recreation Department.
ReplyDeleteI need 500 volunteers. We are going to go around the city replacing every street sign with that Royals Ave sign just to bug the shit out of the city gods!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna order up some BOTELLO AVE. signs that go straight through Gloomville and Despair Acres, to Lake of the Tears.
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ReplyDeleteAnyone who would buy ANYTHING from those two in the photo needs their heads examined.
ReplyDeleteIt seems a bit late to figure that out, though.
No foolin 847. With his turgid testicles of gloom focused at anything other than pot hole repair.
ReplyDeleteTony, why do you hate on JoCo so much? Don't you know how many of your cousins are employed here? Our vacuums and leaf blowers don't run themselves, you know. While I enjoy some things about your blog, you've been a real Polly Poutypuss throughout the entire World Series. WTF? How has it adversely affected your bizarre little world anyway?
ReplyDeleteSeems everyone gives back - KCMO, MLB - except Davud Glass and the Royals organization. I am not sur if David Glass just hates KCMO or just minorities in KCMO.
ReplyDeleteAuction off NKC. That's the only place that's worth anything.
ReplyDeleteGood way to Union Bust showing off Missouri Prison made products.
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