Here's one of our favorite Fall traditions with a newish twist for local voters who aren't scared about the current state of our elected representation.
To wit . . .
LET'S CELEBRATE THE KANSAS CITY POLITICO COSTUME PARTY WITH A FEW OF OUR FAVORITES!!!
Forget about all of the prologue . . . Let's get to the good part and take a look at Kansas City politicos in costume for this annual TKC celebration:
Mayor Sly James Looking Good In His Charro Outfit
The Mayor doesn't need any stinking badges to try and take Kansas City's 2nd Amendment rights away.
Mayor Sly Dressed As KCFD
Remember that it was not so long ago when the Mayor and the firefighters used to play nice.
Pastor Brooks In The Buff
Clearly the good council dude prefers to go "au naturel" rather than play dress up.
Council Dude Glover In Construction Gear
Sure, The Glover plan was more than 20 years go but that doesn't stop our 4th District leader from dressing up like the best member of the Village People.
Crystal Pretending To Care
Credit where it's due . . . We hear the Crystal can fake it quite well. And that's all that counts, really.
State Rep. Jeremy Lafaver As Either Cheech or Chong In This Mushot
This Kansas City MO State Rep. can roll with it amid both bad and high times.
Kansas Gov. Contender Rep. Paul Davis As The Invisible Man
The Kansas empty suit has a knack for disappearing when any topic other than tax breaks is under discussion.
Greg Orman Going As Mark Ruffalo
However, the Kansas political hopeful probably has more cash.
Councilman Russ Johnson As Kojack
'Who Loves Ya, Baby?' Other than, local engineering firms, obviously.
Future Council Lady Theresa Garza Ruiz And Her 'Stache
A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells . . . About residency I guess.
NO KANSAS CITY PARTY IS COMPLETE WITHOUT A LOT OF COUNCIL LADY CINDY CIRCO!!!
Sexy Cindy Is Supergirl
Take in the finest Halloween moment of any Kansas City Lady politico.
The Mayor Pro Tem Bends It Like Beckham
Always count on Sexy Cindy to kick it into high gear . . .
Working Girl Cindy Circo
The most sultry Kansas City political lady means business in Council Chamber or working for KCP&L . . . Same difference.
Just a few Kansas City Halloween Links:
KC Biz Journal: Kansas City haunted house ranks among best in the nation
AL.com: Where to get Kansas City Royals 'Sprinkles the Cat' suit for Halloween + coupon
KCUR: On Halloween, A Lawrence Writer Reminds Us That Ghosts Have Feelings Too
Feel free to offer your own captions or costume suggestions for your favorite politico . . .
Very nice restrain in not calling Russ a dick head.
ReplyDeleteIs that Glover gear his proctology outfit. Surprised he wears a glove.
ReplyDeletePHOTO CAPTIONS (Top to Bottom)
ReplyDeleteA Lack Of Balls Leaves Ten Pinheads Standing
Mexican Jumping Black Bean
Ambulance Chaser
CALL 1-900-HOLY-MEMBER FOR COUNSELING
The Proctologist Will See You Now
With Crystal Use, Your Life Spirals Out Of Control
See Webster's For "Douche"
Strip Club? Me? What?
"I Could Go Either Way"....Greg Orman on the question of same-sex issues.
Russ-ty Rails
Theresa Threw Off Her Beard And Picked Up A Showgirl
It's A Turd, It's Lame, It's SuperCirco
Leadership Without A Leg To Stand On
Ethics? Let's Make This A Brief Case
There you go again Mr. Tony, you cannot report on the local political scene without simonizing a Black man of the cloth like Pastor Brooks. Where is you compression Mr. Tony? You cannot leave that poor ill man alone. The brother thought he was dying of cancer in that most sensitive and important part of a man’s body and reached out to a sister is thinking she was a nurse. As for the pictures of him on the cell phone, he sent her a selfish picture of his diseased member over his smarty phone so he could get her cynical diverticulosis of his condition and he included the tongue picture because he was afraid that the cancer had masticated to his tongue. He was shocked and horrified when he found out the sister was not a nurse and that he was accused of being a sexual philatelist is not only outrageous but simonizes the man’s good name. I do not think he was guilty of any sexual armadillos. Pastor Brooks has always thought of others rather than himself and that is why he went into politics. He wants to fornicate and pontificate his community from one of weakness to one of strength. He reminds me of my mentor back in Detroit Pastor Fuzz N. Lipps who said we must be missionaries to the world in both style and substance.
ReplyDeleteKeep this up Mr. Tony simonizing Black men of the cloth and you are bound for Hell. Hell for a Mexican is doing Satan’s room for eternity where the devil’s sun is always shinning and it is 200 degrees. Do I get an Amen?!?
Who is Sly supposed to be: the Gredo Bandito?
ReplyDeleteBunch of Jackasses
ReplyDeleteand this is why kc will never be a real city.
ReplyDeleteThe best costumes by far on this blog are since the Royals season is over and TKC stopped bitching about them the poor little black girls who were killed have turned into the invisible girls at least until
ReplyDeleteTKC finds somebody else to blame.
3:42 - LOL! YOU WIN TODAY!
ReplyDeleteI liked your costume a lot Mr. Tony even if you delete comments.
ReplyDeleteNobody deleted your lame ass comment bitch. You just have a shitty blog and computer that nobody cares about. If he deleted comments, he would gat that lame ass one.
ReplyDeleteCalm down there sparky/xalti - We were just giving our favorite blogger a hard time.
ReplyDeleteBetter title: Cindy loves lawyer balls.
ReplyDeleteSomebody got to unwrap that Cindy's costume....lucky boy!!
ReplyDeleteFunny shit!
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