TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! PANTY RAID!!! BELOVED LOCAL ARTIST PEREGRINE HONIG BUSTED BY HOMELAND SECURITY FOR HER KANSAS CITY ROYALS PANTIES!!!

The latest from our most celebrated Kansas City artist Peregrine Honig:



"Major League Baseball just took our panties. ‪#‎homelandsecurity‬ — with Birdies Bridal and Danielle Meister at birdies."

This should put everybody on notice that Kansas City is undergoing a crackdown from law enforcement in order to protect the licensing rights of the MLB.

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