Okay, maybe we were wrong about the progress of Kansas City, an exclusive Taco Bell Thai sauce test market experiment proves this town has achieved junk food connoisseur supremacy.
To wit . . .
TACO BELL IS TRYING THAI SRIRACHA SAUCE MENU ITEMS EXCLUSIVELY IN KANSAS CITY!!!
So this town gets to taste fading world cultures before anybody else.
Background from tthe world's most accurate encyclopedia offers a bit of background:
Sriracha (Thai: ศรีราชา, [sǐː.rāː.tɕʰāː] is a type of hot sauce or chili sauce made from a paste of chili peppers, distilled vinegar, garlic, sugar, and salt.[1] It is named after the coastal city of Si Racha, in the Chonburi Province of Eastern Thailand, where it was possibly first produced for dishes served at local seafood restaurants.
Headline:
Open & Shut: Taco Bell heats up K.C. menu with sriracha
Deets:
"Roughly 70 Taco Bells in the Kansas City market are testing a spicy menu of seven sriracha-laced items, including a scrambled egg breakfast with sriracha cream sauce. Other items – including tacos, beef grillers and a quesarito –feature sriracha seasoned ground beef.
“Our customers love spicy food and we know that sriracha is on the top of their list as the latest, most relevant flavor,” said Stephanie Perdue, vice president of marketing.
"A spokesman for the Irvine-based, Mexican-inspired fast-food chain said there are no plans to bring the test to Southern California or any other market beyond Kansas City."
Seriously, this is probably worth a try for all of the Kansas City po'folk who will never be able to enjoy the cuisine or illicit sexual tourism and rampant drug trade the Thailand has to offer.
Developing . . .
that sounds horrible.
ReplyDeleteHolly cow 70 of those fucking taco dumps in this town? Thats like 68 to many.
ReplyDeleteFirst the McDonalds Blitz Box and now this?
ReplyDeleteI'd say that market research has identified KC as the most disgusting slob butterhoggs in the nation.
Had to give up the Taco Bell. I know it's shocking, but it makes you fat.
ReplyDeleteTaco Hell has as much to do with the greata cuisines of Mexico as Chef Boy-Ar-Dee has to do with Italian. Sure, put Sri Racha sauce on it. Can't make it any worse.
ReplyDeleteTaco Hell has as much to do with the greata cuisines of Mexico as Chef Boy-Ar-Dee has to do with Italian. Sure, put Sri Racha sauce on it. Can't make it any worse.
ReplyDeleteWhat has Taco Bell done for the inner city black community?
ReplyDeleteHow do you say taco in Spanish?
ReplyDeleteI have noticed that my Taco Bell farts have taken on a little more oriental timbre lately. I'm going to go practice playing chopsticks on my butt trumpet.
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ReplyDeleteANSWER = oriental "timbre" !!
QUESTION = what does a Chinaman yell when he cuts down a tree?
If 11:41 farts in a Taco Bell, but there are no other customers within earshot, did it make any noise? A question for the ages.
I hope Asian tacos do better than Asian BBQ.
ReplyDeleteAsians have better peppers and hotter sauces than any pussy mexican has.
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