The latest round of Kansas City mainstream media IKEA celebration is underway and middle-class white people are eager to enjoy affordable furniture and Swedish meatballs.
Take a look at some of the more interesting deets including Swedish meatballs and daycare (WTF?):
KC Biz Journal: Merriam Police Department preps for IKEA grand opening
Fox4: On Tuesday, electronic sign boards will be placed at major intersections around IKEA to inform drivers how to get to the store.
KCTV5: As an incentive, a free sofa will be given to the first 40 people in line, and the next 100 visitors will get a free chair. The first 100 children in line will get a free heart toy.
KMBZ: The 359,000-square-foot store off Interstate 35 and Johnson Drive will have over 10,000 items, a daycare and a 450-seat restaurant serving Swedish specialties.
Developing . . .
Fuck you Tony.
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
White people
You speak for all white people @4:18? Doubtful, I bet most of the people in your trailer park don't even like you.
ReplyDeleteHey asshole, fuck you. I don't care who likes me, who doesn't like me, or who the fuck you are. My fuck you to Tony was purely in regard to his obvious bullshit race-based posts. If he were to have a headline, "Kansas City Black People Start a Panic at Go Chicken Go," over free fried chicken that would be ok, right?
DeleteI don't mean to be Euro-centric but the meatballs are worth the drive alone.
ReplyDeleteThe million dollar question is whether the Negros will try and burn the store ?
ReplyDeleteal Sharpton has stated that IKEA is owned by Bruce Levenson of the Atlanta Hawks.
IKEA will be playing "white music" that is conducive to shopping and buying. That will drive the Negro's into a stealing frenzy.
This could be a "Running of the Futon's" it the dastardly Negros show up.
Breaking news: IKEA announced this afternoon the Ray Rice will be signing autographs at the Grand Opening.
Too bad the restaurant isn't in a separate location. I've heard the meatballs are great, but who wants to traverse a sea of "made in China" crapola furniture to try them?
ReplyDelete...and like other area superstores it will become a factory outlet or thrift store inside of 5 years.
ReplyDeleteFox 4 interviewed the first people in line today.....They weren't "White People". Apparently the quest for free imitation Swedish furniture is strong enough to draw in east siders.
ReplyDeleteNot for nothin, but i hear those FREE sofas are made of PVC pipe framing and covered in re-purposed kitten skins from North Korea.
Free and Negro.... like the bear says. A plague of black locusts.
ReplyDeleteThey show up anywhere there is something free.
They cash welfare checks too?
ReplyDeleteMerriam PD is gonna write the fuck out of some tickets that day.
ReplyDeleteThey must be just salivating at the thought of all those easy marks coming to their little hamlet.
why shouldn't "white people" buy white? isn't there a campaign going on by blacks to not buy anything from anyone unless its a black?
ReplyDeleteYou have Manny's TK and of course that sperm accident carlos who pedals aloe juice or some shit from his families farm in meheeco .. you know that taco bending bitch from the hispanic chamber ?
so why not have a white something .. I'll buy two bags of those meatballs, I'll serve that shit at a members meeting
Mark Smith, are you serious? I hadn't seen, but should have known. You could stick a "Free" sign on a pile of dogshit and the darkeys will fight for the last turd.
ReplyDelete"If he were to have a headline, "Kansas City Black People Start a Panic at Go Chicken Go," over free fried chicken that would be ok, right?"
ReplyDeleteThat would not merit a headline as it would be considered the logical result of such a promotion.
IKEA is cheap stuff for the great unwashed. It's ok for a dorm room, but any adult that buys it should be embarrassed.
ReplyDeleteSure the shit is cheap junk, but in order for a libtard yuppie fuck to get his beaver badge he has to make a buy.
ReplyDeleteYou people are fucking stupid and have no idea what IKEA really sells. Sure they have some cheap shit just like WalMart and Target but as well they have great ideas at a good price. You all worse than that idiot Hearne and thats fucking dumb.
ReplyDeleteYeah, comparing their shit to Walmart is really helping your argument there Dingleberry.
ReplyDeleteI got a IKEA from Pet Connection and he shit everywhere. Let the niggers have him.
ReplyDelete7:37 I bought my first chipboard condom at IKEA. Got sawdust up my arse and screwed at the same time.
ReplyDeleteNothing life freedom of speech here in Paco's base.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of deep thinkers.
wher de FREE chikin at???? ibe hearin dat dey wus given free chikin???? whar?????
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE ALL EPIC FUCKS FOR LOSING YOUR SHIT OVER IKEA!
ReplyDeleteBack in Europe this piece of shit store is a lame version of Target at the most, where poor, common "white trash" folks will buy their "fancy" shit just so their homes will look decent enough when they have visitors. Ask any exchange student from Europe at UMKC and they will laugh that folks from Overland Park and the rest of the "moneyed" suburbs actually fall for the fucking hype. This is why people on either coast make fun of us for being a bunch of unsophisticated heathens who will be oblivious enough to fall for anything that's shinny and foreign. Let me shed tears of laughter at you Kansas City, you got a long fucking way to go.
Well said, 11:25
DeleteEver notice how white people have achieved so much more than the other races?
ReplyDeleteAsians do well too. Indians and Latinos pretty well. Niggers simply can't survive on their own...must have handouts. Less than human.
DeleteRemember when IKEA used to use slave labor in East Germany to build its stuff?
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