In order to kick off their new local spot in Merriam, Kansas . . . IKEA recently littered the Greater Kansas City area with catalogs.
The snarky promo clip for their dead tree media guidebook has earned more than a bit of celebration.
Meanwhile, the purveyor of Swedish meatballs enjoys a flurry of "earned" media promo from newsies grateful that they aren't covering the racially divisive tripe homicide that's really on everybody's mind.
Developing . . .
IKEA = more JOCO credit card defaults
ReplyDeleteRepo sleds will be parked outside IKEA for the Grand Opening. One repo company say they expect to repo at least 50 JOCO vehicles during the first day. Several loaded with newly charged, IKEA particle board furniture.
IKEA is cheap crap. It's just another Home Decorators outlet with shit that will fall apart quickly.
ReplyDeleteBring back Benchmark Express. They had the best cheap crap and the Jews that ran it were pretty decent people.
ReplyDeleteYep just let dampness get within a mile of this IKEA shit and it will start falling apart before your eyes. I guess the artsy-fartsy libtards, who are all excited, have never experienced the equivalent of Kmart assembled book shelve. This buzz is gonna end up like the start of google fiber - just a lot of hype from mouth pieces who don't know what the hell they are talking about.
ReplyDeleteIKEA will be here long after this blog dries up and Glazer is very dead and buried.
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