KANSAS CITY CHIEFS CHOKE 17-24!!! ALSO, NFL LACK OF LADY DIVERSITY TACITLY SUPPORTS RAY RICE SMACKDOWN!!!
Once again The Kansas City Chiefs come close but, in classic cowtown style, ultimately fail in the clutch.
To wit . . .
BEATEN, BRUISED AND EMBARRASSED . . . THE DENVER BRONCOS SIMPLY OUTCLASSED THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!!!
Top 5 items of interest from the game:
- Kansas City is hurting badly. Already the team is banged up and the remainder of the season is just going to get tougher.
- The close score doesn't reflect the reality of the game. The contest wasn't really that competitive and Denver dominated the Chiefs all day.
- Alex Smith is not an NFL 1st string caliber quarterback. He's not horrible but, the reality is that time and time again he has demonstrated that he's unable to compete with Peyton Manning.
- Andy Reid's play calling was abysmal. The Chiefs just aren't a dynamic team and only the most loyal fanboy would find their boring and predictable offense captivating in the least.
- The games only get harder and there are few consistent Kansas City bright spots to mention.
Moreover . . .
TKC EXCLUSIVE: KANSAS CITY TELEVISION INSIDERS ARE ALREADY PREPPING EXCUSES FOR THE UPCOMING BLACKOUTS BECAUSE LOCAL INTEREST IN THE TEAM HAS DRAMATICALLY DECLINED!!!
But the legacy of local football FAIL extends even further.
For instance . . .
TONIGHT, LET'S THINK ABOUT NFL SYSTEMIC SEXISM THAT CONTRIBUTES TO THE DOMESTIC ABUSE PATTERN THAT STARTED WITH KANSAS CITY CHIEFS LB JOVAN BELCHER KILLING HIS OLD LADY AND THEN BLOWING HIS BRAINS OUT!!!
The fact is . . . The NFL is sexist and discriminatory and the league overall devalues women.
Here's one important example:
Want to Avoid Another Ray Rice? Pay NFL Cheerleaders a Fair Wage
Turns out the hotties yelling their hearts out for the home team don't even get paid minimum age amid a BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY . . .
It's an injustice considering that Chiefs cheerleaders are just about the only interesting thing about the team at this point.
Moreover . . .
DESPITE POWERFUL RHETORIC . . . NFL BROADCASTING IS UNFAIRLY MALE DOMINATED AND TOTALLY LACKS LADY DIVERSITY!!!
Just a quick look at the most popular NFL group of broadcasters . . .
No, the sideline hotties don't really count because they're really just glorified cheerleaders . . .
The male domination doesn't stand in any other facet of the news and sports is the last vestige of dude domination that will quickly come to an end in the coming years.
One more . . .
Even work to make up for lady bathroom toilet disparity in stadiums shows the deep pro-sports disregard for women that doesn't end with a suspension over one dude smacking around some poor woman in an elevator.
And so . . . Tonight we continue our celebration of diversity because clearly the Kansas City Chiefs aren't giving fans anything to cheer.
Developing . . .
2nd game pessimism is a bit too premature. Don't worry TKC, it happens to other guys too.
ReplyDeleteWe have reached the endpoint of the "post-modern economy". No-one makes anything anymore. Just trying to figure out ways to convince others to pay us for our time.
ReplyDeleteWhy no male cheerleaders? (Nullus)
ReplyDeleteWhat a downer post! I thought the Chiefs held up rather well. I reckon there's a lot of crying by bettors with that double digit spread. Lighten up a little.
ReplyDeleteBroncos clearly didn't bring much today as they tried in every way to give the Chiefs the game.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the Royals are now officially shitting the bed.
No foolin 731.
ReplyDeleteMy wife works at the ICU and there is more goodwill there.
Bunch of whiners.
You forgot Santos, somebody needs to go down there and fire that Mexican.
ReplyDeleteAlex Smith was paid roughly $1 million for today's performance.
ReplyDeleteI like football but just don't know how I can rationalize following something that insanely crazy.
Boo hoo, they lost. Tough titty said the kitty when the milk ran dry.
ReplyDeleteDon't knock the cheerleaders. They are the only thing enjoyable about the Chiefs.
ReplyDeleteThe hard-chargers in line at OK Joes at 1115 AM tomorrow will be lamenting how "we" let that one get away.
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to the KC Chiefs one has to admit they have the most delusional fans out there.
ReplyDeleteTony the NFL just wont be shit for you until women are playing football.
ReplyDelete825 it is now Joe's KC.
ReplyDeleteAn interesting, thought-provoking post from the TKC blogger, daring to initiate controversy over the status quo group-think of unwavering support for your local team.
ReplyDeleteThe NFL is society's acceptable tame version of going to war. Many men require a physical violent outlet for their innate aggression. While effeminate metrosexual politicians (e.g. Obama) will vent their frustrations by bombing some poor civilian innocents in the Middle East, your everyday working stiff might take in a football game or boxing match.
In such an environment, of course, women are dressed and paraded as sex objects (cheerleader, boxing round girl). The women sports announcers are only tolerated to meet politically correct quotas, which we seem to have for every group anymore except white males.
Concerning higher pay for the cheerleaders, if you're against raising the minimum wage for fast-food workers, then you should also be against raising the cheerleaders pay. Let them walk, if they can do better elsewhere. Or maybe, most of them are not doing it for the pay.
Bottomline, your quote-- "The NFL is sexist and discriminatory and the league overall devalues women."------could just as easily read-- "Society is sexist and discriminatory and overall devalues women."
Now, let's get back to those bikini pictures you like to post everyday!!! hahahaha
Chiefs cheerleaders could make up their payment disparity with some very quick work in prostitution. And whne they do, they should not be harrased by the police. We should encourage the to spread their love.
ReplyDeleteThey might make Chiefs cheerleaders, for reasons only God can figure out, but hookers they ain't - the performance level just ain’t there.
ReplyDeleteYou really are a fag aren't you. Thats why all the pics of udders as a ruse to make it look like you aren't a fan of the brown eye.
ReplyDeleteBreaking News: Chiefs losing streak reaches 16 games. Chiefs to get Number 1 pic in draft 2 of last 3 years.
ReplyDeleteHey, can't argue with more hot ass on TV. That's a cause I can support!
ReplyDelete2 dozen trolls doing the circle jerk a la Tony KC.
ReplyDeleteFunny, you think you are cool to hate.
Chiefs clearly dominated the game... Time of possession does not lie. Although the points say otherwise- the Chiefs showed the league just how OLD the Broncs are and Manning is now regated to confirmed twilight straggler. Alex Smith showed youth mobility and in the end, although the score does not reflect it- the Chiefs dominated.
ReplyDeleteWon't even have cheerleaders if they don't start giving them a fair wage.
ReplyDeleteSo we need to hire not the best qualified, but someone based on gender or race? Look what that has done for KCMO city government.
ReplyDeleteI dated a Chief Cheerleader...bitch gave me a bug. Had to get a couple of shots and dripped for two weeks.
ReplyDeleteI'd do her again and invite cum guy to have her too.
Listen to the bitchin' and watch them vote for another tax next time the county crooks want to fancy up the stadiums
ReplyDelete7:08 you dumb ass we had said in here to stay away from that because Glazer had given her that shit.
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