Kansas City grandma Holly Stewart has now garnered nationwide acclaim for her artsy endeavor utilizing huge polyester quilts shaped like penises.
To wit . . .
KANSAS CITY MAINSTREAM MEDIA MUST TELL THE STORY OF HOLLY STEWART AND HER HUGE POLYESTER QUILT PENIS ART!!!
Seriously, it would be worth it just to see local anchors giggle and blush while introducing this tidbit.
Already the Internets has offered a great perspective on the story:
Daily Dot: Missouri grandma launches Kickstarter to help advertise her giant craft penises
Jezebel: These Giant Quilted Polyester Penises Are the Highest Form of Art
Elite Daily: This Grandmother Launched A Kickstarter To Fund Her Penis Quilting Habits
Here's a couple of UMKC links to remind us that going to city college was pretty much pointless:
EXHIBITION: Local Grandmother Quilts Giant Penises - Holly Stewart, MA Studio Art
HollyPolyester Exhibition
Description: "This page is specifically for the upcoming exhibition of "HollyPolyester: Local Grandma Quilts Giant Penises: An exploration of the phallus as the site of female empowerment and the rightful status of the crone in contemporary society."
Thankfully, Kansas City Grandma Holly earned her Kickstarter fundraising goal and hopefully her creations give rise to even more success.
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