UMKC has always struck me as the kind of place that incubates and breeds counterculture intellectual rebellion... analogous to the Berkeley campus in the early 70s perhaps.
We be back from Fergie, Mo and we got for all you kangaroos protesting and having vigils with our famous vigil kit: 4 candles, 1 yellow ribbon, 1 teddy bear, a pack of hankies and a bottle of water. BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE: 1 tee shirt saying “HEY DON’T RIOT, BE QUIET AND HAVE A VIGIL OR A PROTEST“ and 2 other tee shirts saying: “JUSTICE FOR THE GENTLE GIANT™” and “I AM MICHAEL™”. New tee shirt for $9.99: “KANGAROO COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION CONVICTS OFFICER WILSON”.
And our disclaimer: For those of you educated in the KCPS and UMKC, this is satire and not spam. We will stay in business until America loses its sense of humor which is probably soon.
One more thing: We at Vigils and Shit do not accept unsolicited bulk email. So don't do that shit with us.
UMKC has always struck me as the kind of place that incubates and breeds counterculture intellectual rebellion... analogous to the Berkeley campus in the early 70s perhaps.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Baby Lisa? Doesn't she matter anymore?
ReplyDeleteSorry, Baby Lisa is not trending at all this week.
ReplyDeleteShe needs some kind of viral water bucket thing to regain traction.
Is Caleb boy back in town?
ReplyDeleteBREAKING!!!!
ReplyDeleteBaby Lisa found in a kangaroo's pouch! UMKC grad student being questioned.
Fucking "gentle giant" nigger is dead, let it be. Who gives a fuck?
ReplyDeleteYour Tax dollars at work at UMKC. Fucking Hell!
ReplyDeleteBurning down a QT this weekend?
ReplyDeleteDid UMKC host a memorial service for James Foley, whose life did matter?
ReplyDeleteWhat about one for Harry Stone?
ReplyDeleteShouldn't they be studying?
ReplyDeleteHarry Stone actually contributed to society and was a good man here in KC yet no UMKC vigil?
ReplyDeletefuck that nigger piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteHow about a vigil for the white kid in Salt Lake City gunned down by a black cop?????
ReplyDeleteWe be back from Fergie, Mo and we got for all you kangaroos protesting and having vigils with our famous vigil kit: 4 candles, 1 yellow ribbon, 1 teddy bear, a pack of hankies and a bottle of water. BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE: 1 tee shirt saying “HEY DON’T RIOT, BE QUIET AND HAVE A VIGIL OR A PROTEST“ and 2 other tee shirts saying: “JUSTICE FOR THE GENTLE GIANT™” and “I AM MICHAEL™”. New tee shirt for $9.99: “KANGAROO COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION CONVICTS OFFICER WILSON”.
ReplyDeleteAnd our disclaimer: For those of you educated in the KCPS and UMKC, this is satire and not spam. We will stay in business until America loses its sense of humor which is probably soon.
One more thing: We at Vigils and Shit do not accept unsolicited bulk email. So don't do that shit with us.
with KCMO unaccredited, UMKC freshman year is essentially 13th grade.
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