This morning we have word of yet another opportunity for Kansas City Royals fans to drink in all of the early season baseball hype.
Check it:
Kansas City Royals selling water from iconic Kauffman Stadium fountains
MLB states that each bottle comes directly from Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City and has been “officially licensed and authenticated by Major League baseball and comes with the MLB hologram guaranteeing its’ authenticity.”
On the bright side . . . Not so long ago we promised that we would drink the bathwater of the Kansas City Royals fountain lady and clearly the team has answered our request . . .
MLB.com: Kauffman Stadium Fountain Water
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I saw her at the Free Zoo Day. I think she pissed herself there too. That water would be definite yellow. Not good for watermelon irrigation.
ReplyDeleteStop popping your pimples 702. And stay out of your sisters underwear drawer.
ReplyDeleteJeebuz.
You stupid fucking Nazi
ReplyDelete@913 his mom caught him with the Family Circle in the bathroom, so he had to post to TKC.
ReplyDeleteSoon, the cum guy.
Losers.
Ahhh, but you wouldn't miss sniffing these farts for a minute would you 10:17?
ReplyDeleteJust can't stay away, can ya?
Oh, the self loathing you feel must be immense!!
I'd drink fountain lady's pee!
ReplyDeleteI'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face. I'd even try to get it in her eye too.
ReplyDeleteHell I have a whole bowls full of that blue colored water in my house in three different places. Anyone want to buy bottle of it?
ReplyDeleteWhat does the Fountain Girl think of unsolicited bulk email?
ReplyDelete......in related news, the KC Royals to sell "pet rocks, mood rings, and Kauffman Stadium bottled air", all with "official" endorsements and seals from MLB.
ReplyDeleteSuckers...er, huh, investors please begin lining up now.
1024 is the Tony bitch! I have not heard from you for awhile.
ReplyDeletehitting a little close to home?
HA!
This is almost funny. The bear has a stalker. Some moron has a obsession with our friend from the Artic.
ReplyDelete9:13,9:59,10:17 stop talking to your self. Nobody here gives a fuck that your a smelly dog turd. Your shit smells. Stalker. I agree 9:07 the loser is a STALKER.
ReplyDeleteStalker beware or this will be you !
ReplyDeleteWhen I think of KC fountain water I think of Flash mobs, the plaza, homicides, and the corrupt local government supported by citizens who will actually buy into that stupid shit!
ReplyDeleteI guess they are counting on visitors from out of town to make a profit off of it.
Well, that's disgusting. Who in the world would pay for fountain water?
ReplyDeleteOH my, that's it bear?
ReplyDeleteNot even good smack here.
And stop [picking your zits.